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Apr 02, 2009 19:42

It's nice to have my amulet back, especially when so many people were finding crap in those eggs. I guess the gods here just like me better. And who can blame 'em ( Read more... )

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im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:24:47 UTC

Tell me about it.

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:26:37 UTC

I'd say you have a better shot than most.

im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:27:26 UTC

If only you were right.

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:31:18 UTC

Wait. You're serious.

What's going on? You want me to put a Trap under him?

im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:33:15 UTC

Wha--? No! Of course not!

Nothing's going on. Well, nothing other than the usual.

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:35:30 UTC

Are you sure? Because I've got plenty of paint left over from the last time.

See, the problem is I don't know what's "usual" for a human and demon marriage. Quite frankly, it could include things I'd rather not think about.

im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:37:11 UTC

M-Marriage? Whoa, whoa, don't go that far!

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:42:23 UTC

You sleep in the same bed. He threatens to filet anyone who even looks at you. You wash his shorts -- if he even wears them. You've even got a couple of kids upstairs. What would you call it?

im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:44:56 UTC

1. Sleeping in the same bed does not make a marriage.

2. He doesn't care who looks at me as long as he can look at them, too! It's not a "me" thing here.

3. I do not! He washes my clothes!

4. They're adults!

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:47:58 UTC

I think it's more what you do in that bed. See, I was sure he threatened a couple of people, myself included. And those two are definitely not adults.

...He does your laundry? You've got him human-whipped?

im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 03:54:19 UTC

And that doesn't make us married, either! And if I recall, he said that if you weren't going to join in a threesome, then you needed to stop looking. At least, that's how it started.

Of course he does; I go to work every day and don't have time to do it.

Besides, demons don't get married, and I certainly don't have a ring on my finger.

lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 03:58:55 UTC

See, I don't even know how that would work.

So you're just living in sin, huh. You should make him commit. If he keeps getting the milk for free...well, he does call you his cow, right?

Voice im_not_a_rookie April 3 2009, 04:04:33 UTC

What do you mean? It's not any different than if you and I--waitthatisntwhatImeant! I mean, um, he has all the normal parts that normal people have!

Don't remind me of what he calls me, please. And there's no way he would. I don't even know if I want to.

Voice lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 04:09:00 UTC

We are so not having this discussion. The last thing I want to think about is demon...junk.

We can go back to that first part though.

Voice yuberdemon April 3 2009, 04:11:29 UTC

I have a human form, maggot, and I look the same unclothed in both except for my hair and eyes.

Voice lazarus_rises April 3 2009, 04:14:36 UTC

Hey, HEY, that doesn't help!

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