Voice

[lazarus_rises]

[There's a groan before he speaks.]

Still feel like crap. Slightly fresher crap, but still crap.

Someone else is gonna have to give Sam his birthday whacks. Any takers?

Comments

[kickwaves]

Hey now, I happen to like Sam. Giving him birthday whacks would just defeat the purpose.

[lazarus_rises]

How so? 'Cause I'm thinking you might just be the one.

[kickwaves]

Thanks but no thanks - besides, as much as I like kicking ass, I'm sure there're better candidates out there.

[lazarus_rises]

Well, you wouldn't have to kick it.

[kickwaves]

I'm not giving him birthday spankings if that's what you're getting at.

[lazarus_rises]

C'mon, it's his birthday. It's what he asked for.

[kickwaves]

Somehow I didn't get that impression when I talked to him before.