Voice

[lazarus_rises]

[There's a groan before he speaks.]

Still feel like crap. Slightly fresher crap, but still crap.

Someone else is gonna have to give Sam his birthday whacks. Any takers?

Comments

[onetruevessel]

Huh. I almost forgot my own birthday...

No birthday whacks needed.

[lazarus_rises]

Come on Sammy, don't be so modest! This is a big day for you. You're practically a man now.

[Big brother teasing. That is your gift Sam.]

/jumps in

[errant_angel]

Why is it the two of you don't like to celebrate your birthdays?

Dean wouldn't even let me mention his.

[lazarus_rises]

That's because when you reach a certain number, it stops being something to celebrate.

[onetruevessel]

Yeah, over the hill is tough to get used to, but you're doing pretty good with it.

[errant_angel]

The two of you are hardly what anyone would consider 'old'.

[lazarus_rises]

Dude, did you just call me over the hill?

[onetruevessel]

They say that hearing is the first thing to go!

[lazarus_rises]

[And just like the good ol' days...]

Bitch.

[onetruevessel]

Jerk.

[That's why they're called "good".]

[onetruevessel]

If you didn't feel so bad I'd give you your birthday whacks early, jerk.

[Big brother teasing is the perfect gift don't look at me like that.]

[lazarus_rises]

Now Sammy, don't make that face that I know you're making. You'll get all wrinkly.

[onetruevessel]

Ew, Dean, I'm not going to get all wrinkly, I'm not that old yet.

[lazarus_rises]

Who knows, it might be a good thing. Complete that whole puppy dog look. What are they called...shar peis.

[onetruevessel]

Did you seriously just compare me to a specific type of dog? I didn't even know you knew what a shar pei was!

[lazarus_rises]

Of course I know what a shar pei is! Chicks love dogs, it pays to know as much about 'em as you can.