holiday donkey punch
brrrrr...
lisa and I had a shopping day and some how i folded and we ended up at the mall. I was outside at the mall entrance when this dude (like a progressive house 20 something black turtle neck and silver earstuds with spiky hair dude) comes rumbling up past me and looks into my ominously shaded eyes and sez:
"I think my balls are about to drop"
I smiled and he passed but in retrospect the incident has become troubling for a multitude of reasons:
1. As I believe the non-sequitor (sp) to be in regards to the chilly temperature I woud imagine that the appropriate terminology would regard thge absorption of balls. The scrotum contracts to maintain the delicate temperature balance required by the testes. Balls drop in adolecent boys. Was he proclaiming his transition to proverbial "manhood" and just so excited that I was the target of his enthusiasm?
2. What is it about me the kid in polyester flood pants and an eskimo cap, appearing quasi homo, that this stranger would blurt out "I think my balls are about to drop"?- maybe he was cupping his crotch and I didn't notice. I don't like to be other peoples "discomfort sponges" - thats what sig-Os are for.
3. What the fuck was I doing at a mall?
When we got home I had a very satisfying shit.
Love,
Rand
lisa and I had a shopping day and some how i folded and we ended up at the mall. I was outside at the mall entrance when this dude (like a progressive house 20 something black turtle neck and silver earstuds with spiky hair dude) comes rumbling up past me and looks into my ominously shaded eyes and sez:
"I think my balls are about to drop"
I smiled and he passed but in retrospect the incident has become troubling for a multitude of reasons:
1. As I believe the non-sequitor (sp) to be in regards to the chilly temperature I woud imagine that the appropriate terminology would regard thge absorption of balls. The scrotum contracts to maintain the delicate temperature balance required by the testes. Balls drop in adolecent boys. Was he proclaiming his transition to proverbial "manhood" and just so excited that I was the target of his enthusiasm?
2. What is it about me the kid in polyester flood pants and an eskimo cap, appearing quasi homo, that this stranger would blurt out "I think my balls are about to drop"?- maybe he was cupping his crotch and I didn't notice. I don't like to be other peoples "discomfort sponges" - thats what sig-Os are for.
3. What the fuck was I doing at a mall?
When we got home I had a very satisfying shit.
Love,
Rand