booooreeddd come entertain meeeee,,,
[An overwhelming depression as come over Dimitri Allen. Well, the man finds himself depressed a lot, but usually, he has a kept composure.]
[Today, he is slumped on the couch, his face halfway in a pillow and his hat on the floor. He looks like a mess.]
[If you'd like, you can come cheer him up, he might also be blessed with a heavenly virtue....or he'll sound like Marvin from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.]
["Here I am...brain the size of a planet and they want me to do this?....how depressing...."]