I was researching options for Father's Day gifts by going through Amazon's many helpful suggestions (
pineapple slicer?
faux rock?
motorized tie rack?) when I discovered the best Amazon guide I've ever seen.
Stuff to Annoy Your Friends and Enemies.
It includes excellent suggestions, such as: Have the condiments and sauces on hand but nothing it can be put on or eaten with (bread, crackers, pasta, etc.)
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'Milani 1890 Dressing' - why make a salad (the salad dressing delivery device) when you can have the dressing straight?
Truly, as they say, read the whole thing.