Fuck, this thing has EIGHTY questions!
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.
2. Do you own an iPod?
Um. I own three.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
acostilow. We email each other pretty much constantly every workday.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Let's see...the alarm clock is set to 6:00, and my phone is set to 6:10. I think. Could be the other way 'round.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
No.
6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
I was helping my fucking dick of a roommate because she was throwing up constantly and wouldn't go to the nurse. I went to ask the nurse if there was anything she could do and caught the footage playing in the student union on the way out.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture, I guess.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
How to Train Your Dragon, which, as I believe I informed everyone, is awesome.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
A few, yes.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Probably.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Sometimes. It tends to give my a headache, though.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Only CD player I have left is in my car. It's currently playing Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment! :D
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Regular skim milk, and not from Braum's.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think so.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
It's been a month or two. That's when I remembered that I don't have Starbucks because it makes me anxious and twitchy.
16. Can you whistle?
No. And I hate it when other people whistle; it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Probably mouth, but I'm not really sure.
18. What are you looking forward to?
THE GLAMNATION TOUR! NOW FEATURING ORIANTHI AND ALLISON IRAHETA AS OPENING ACTS!
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes. Shall I try to get the DuckTales theme song stuck in your head? It's a duck blur!
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
I don't think so, actually.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Probably the same thing I'm doing now: fucking around on LJ and twitter.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
I doubt it.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Don't Waste the Pretty (acoustic) by Allison Iraheta. I so need to buy her album.
24. When was the last time you cried?
Family wedding last weekend. Then I remembered that I'm a cynical bastard and got over it.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want a helix piercing in my left ear. I may get it once my tax return comes.
27. What’s the weather like?
I don't have a window, so I wouldn't know. Not that I'm bitter or anything. When I walked in like 6 hours ago it was looking like rain.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Yes, but it would depend what they were tattoos of.
29. What did you do before this?
Um...ate lunch? I lead an exciting life.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I can't even remember. It's probably been years.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Six to (barely) function. I think I usually get about seven.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes. It's very wholesome, too! I eat a granola bar and drink a Diet Dr. Pepper on the way into work.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not usually.
34. What did you do last night?
Let's see, last night.... The same thing I do every night, Pinky! I hung out on twitter and LJ and read some fic.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Who, me?
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
29.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Almost always. Disturbingly, I have come to find spelling and grammar errors cute when they come from certain people.
38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
A long time ago. I don't really get amusement parks.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
The same sex.
40. Do you like mustard?
Yes. Mayo, however, can GTFO.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
I go to sleep on my side and wake up on my back.
42. Do you watch the news?
Not really. I listen to Rachel Maddow's show on the way into work, and I read news online.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
There's a scar on my left pinky from when I was walking Grandma's dog, tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, and fell flat. I managed to keep hold of the leash, but I ended up landing on my hand.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Various people at work who aren't submitting support requests through our new ticketing system like they're supposed to.
45. Do you like anybody?
Well, there's this guy named Adam Lambert I think is sorta cool...
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
My mother's birthday present.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
The left.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Last time I checked I could. That was like ten years ago, though. Is diving like riding a bike?
49. What color is your razor?
Blue! (You have to hear that in Sir Galahad's voice.)
50. What is your blood-type?
A+, I think. I have a blood donor card in my bag right next to me, but I'm too lazy to look. There! I called *myself* lazy!
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Am I allowed to answer no one? If I have to pick somebody, I will choose picara, as I think she would be the least embarrassing.
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
Well, this was with my approval (sort of), but I've decided it counts. A girl I'm friends with at work tried to start a rumor that we were both dating this guy we work with and that we were all fine with it and looking for a house together. Sadly, I don't think it took off.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
I have no strong feelings either way about carrots.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Six. Two are for sitting in. The rest are for drying laundry on.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
I cherish my ignorance of anything related to the Spice Girls.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Yes. Do you?
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
No. I've picked up a few by osmosis, but I've never even watched the show.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Start freaking out about needing to pee.
59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
I don't really chew gum enough to have a favorite.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
F soooo much.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
I would once again like to draw your attention to this Adam Lambert guy I may have mentioned a few times in passing.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yeah. Or at least, I *know* what the word means, I just can't *tell you* what it means.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I like to *stay asleep* once I've gone to sleep.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No fucking idea, but I find them annoying.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
By heart, yes. It is on at least two of my iPods. I am that lame.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 Mustang?
Only if it's free. The newer Mustangs aren't that hot, in my opinion. That '68 Mustang from Bullitt, though? UNF.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To never have a headache again.
68. Do you have hairy legs?
I shaved to the knee for that family wedding last weekend. So yes, they're hairy again, but that was the first time I'd shaved in months, so I don't think a week's worth of growth really counts.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would rather swim in neither, because they are both disgusting.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes.
71. Describe your hair:
It's about shoulder-length and colored dark brown. I'm getting the color redone next weekend.
72. Do you have entomophobia?
No.
73. Are you an adult?
Fuck no.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Aw, I have several best friends! A couple in Oklahoma, one in Texas...
75. Do you have a tan?
No. I don't tan, I burn. Then I peel.
76. Are you a television addict?
Hmm. Not really anymore. There are a lot of TV shows I *want* to watch, but I keep forgetting to actually watch them. I am too irresponsible to watch television.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Sometimes.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I wouldn't say a freak, but I like sweet things.
79. Do you like orange juice?
It's all right. It would be better if it were caffeinated.
80. What sign are you?
Virgo. With a Cancer moon. Blame Adam Lambert for me knowing either of these useless facts.
Fuck.
2. Do you own an iPod?
Um. I own three.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
acostilow. We email each other pretty much constantly every workday.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Let's see...the alarm clock is set to 6:00, and my phone is set to 6:10. I think. Could be the other way 'round.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
No.
6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
I was helping my fucking dick of a roommate because she was throwing up constantly and wouldn't go to the nurse. I went to ask the nurse if there was anything she could do and caught the footage playing in the student union on the way out.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture, I guess.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
How to Train Your Dragon, which, as I believe I informed everyone, is awesome.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
A few, yes.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Probably.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Sometimes. It tends to give my a headache, though.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Only CD player I have left is in my car. It's currently playing Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment! :D
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Regular skim milk, and not from Braum's.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think so.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
It's been a month or two. That's when I remembered that I don't have Starbucks because it makes me anxious and twitchy.
16. Can you whistle?
No. And I hate it when other people whistle; it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Probably mouth, but I'm not really sure.
18. What are you looking forward to?
THE GLAMNATION TOUR! NOW FEATURING ORIANTHI AND ALLISON IRAHETA AS OPENING ACTS!
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes. Shall I try to get the DuckTales theme song stuck in your head? It's a duck blur!
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
I don't think so, actually.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Probably the same thing I'm doing now: fucking around on LJ and twitter.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
I doubt it.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Don't Waste the Pretty (acoustic) by Allison Iraheta. I so need to buy her album.
24. When was the last time you cried?
Family wedding last weekend. Then I remembered that I'm a cynical bastard and got over it.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want a helix piercing in my left ear. I may get it once my tax return comes.
27. What’s the weather like?
I don't have a window, so I wouldn't know. Not that I'm bitter or anything. When I walked in like 6 hours ago it was looking like rain.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Yes, but it would depend what they were tattoos of.
29. What did you do before this?
Um...ate lunch? I lead an exciting life.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I can't even remember. It's probably been years.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Six to (barely) function. I think I usually get about seven.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes. It's very wholesome, too! I eat a granola bar and drink a Diet Dr. Pepper on the way into work.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not usually.
34. What did you do last night?
Let's see, last night.... The same thing I do every night, Pinky! I hung out on twitter and LJ and read some fic.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Who, me?
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
29.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Almost always. Disturbingly, I have come to find spelling and grammar errors cute when they come from certain people.
38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
A long time ago. I don't really get amusement parks.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
The same sex.
40. Do you like mustard?
Yes. Mayo, however, can GTFO.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
I go to sleep on my side and wake up on my back.
42. Do you watch the news?
Not really. I listen to Rachel Maddow's show on the way into work, and I read news online.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
There's a scar on my left pinky from when I was walking Grandma's dog, tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, and fell flat. I managed to keep hold of the leash, but I ended up landing on my hand.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Various people at work who aren't submitting support requests through our new ticketing system like they're supposed to.
45. Do you like anybody?
Well, there's this guy named Adam Lambert I think is sorta cool...
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
My mother's birthday present.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
The left.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Last time I checked I could. That was like ten years ago, though. Is diving like riding a bike?
49. What color is your razor?
Blue! (You have to hear that in Sir Galahad's voice.)
50. What is your blood-type?
A+, I think. I have a blood donor card in my bag right next to me, but I'm too lazy to look. There! I called *myself* lazy!
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Am I allowed to answer no one? If I have to pick somebody, I will choose picara, as I think she would be the least embarrassing.
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
Well, this was with my approval (sort of), but I've decided it counts. A girl I'm friends with at work tried to start a rumor that we were both dating this guy we work with and that we were all fine with it and looking for a house together. Sadly, I don't think it took off.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
I have no strong feelings either way about carrots.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Six. Two are for sitting in. The rest are for drying laundry on.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
I cherish my ignorance of anything related to the Spice Girls.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Yes. Do you?
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
No. I've picked up a few by osmosis, but I've never even watched the show.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Start freaking out about needing to pee.
59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
I don't really chew gum enough to have a favorite.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
F soooo much.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
I would once again like to draw your attention to this Adam Lambert guy I may have mentioned a few times in passing.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yeah. Or at least, I *know* what the word means, I just can't *tell you* what it means.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I like to *stay asleep* once I've gone to sleep.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No fucking idea, but I find them annoying.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
By heart, yes. It is on at least two of my iPods. I am that lame.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 Mustang?
Only if it's free. The newer Mustangs aren't that hot, in my opinion. That '68 Mustang from Bullitt, though? UNF.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To never have a headache again.
68. Do you have hairy legs?
I shaved to the knee for that family wedding last weekend. So yes, they're hairy again, but that was the first time I'd shaved in months, so I don't think a week's worth of growth really counts.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would rather swim in neither, because they are both disgusting.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes.
71. Describe your hair:
It's about shoulder-length and colored dark brown. I'm getting the color redone next weekend.
72. Do you have entomophobia?
No.
73. Are you an adult?
Fuck no.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Aw, I have several best friends! A couple in Oklahoma, one in Texas...
75. Do you have a tan?
No. I don't tan, I burn. Then I peel.
76. Are you a television addict?
Hmm. Not really anymore. There are a lot of TV shows I *want* to watch, but I keep forgetting to actually watch them. I am too irresponsible to watch television.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Sometimes.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I wouldn't say a freak, but I like sweet things.
79. Do you like orange juice?
It's all right. It would be better if it were caffeinated.
80. What sign are you?
Virgo. With a Cancer moon. Blame Adam Lambert for me knowing either of these useless facts.