I'm A Friggin Gladiator
Awwww damn!
I'm going to be an American Gladiator.
I have just decided it, sitting here with my mom tonight. We are watching the new (and maybe improved, although my memory is not good enough to remember what the earlier version was like) series. I am going to bulk up and then splash my body in baby oil to show off all my bulging muscles. And then I'm going to think up an awesome name like:
1. Cheetah
2. Puma
3. Cyclone
4. Chain Saw
5. Smasher
Or whatever, I don't know, the options are almost limitless.
And then maybe I will dye my hair gold or bright orange.
I'm going to be an American Gladiator.
I have just decided it, sitting here with my mom tonight. We are watching the new (and maybe improved, although my memory is not good enough to remember what the earlier version was like) series. I am going to bulk up and then splash my body in baby oil to show off all my bulging muscles. And then I'm going to think up an awesome name like:
1. Cheetah
2. Puma
3. Cyclone
4. Chain Saw
5. Smasher
Or whatever, I don't know, the options are almost limitless.
And then maybe I will dye my hair gold or bright orange.