Nothing important here~ ^^
FUNNY MOMENT THAT NEEDS TO BE SHARED BECAUSE IT'S 11 SOMETHING AT NIGHT AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO~
So I'm re-reading one of my old journals (I'm thinking about posting some of the entries I wrote back in the day on here...just a thought), and I found something that nearly made me pee my pants from laughing so hard.
Okay to give a little background information: my three best friends (Emily quarternotescar , Brittany - who is too cool for LJ >.> LOL, and Allison a_lun ) and I had this thing in high school were we would kidnap each other for our birthdays. It started with Em's 18th bday our senior year (she has her bday first in the school year) and then the asswipes kidnapped me ("Let's make new memories!" - Allie) on my 18th, so naturally Em and I had to get Britt and Allie on their's.
The summer after our senior year of HS (2009...'cause oh yeah that was soooo long ago right? it feels like for fricking ever) my cousin Elizabeth came up to OH to visit with me for about a week or so. Her birthday is at the end of June, and we -meaning my besties and I- wanted to make her feel right at home, so we kidnapped her as an early bday present. There was much laughing and cake involved later.
ANYWAYS! I'm getting to the funny part, people, I promise. The night of the grand kidnapping, I made up this bogus reason to leave the house and made Elizabeth go with me. EmBrittandAllie (they're one word in my book ^^) were to be waiting for us on the side of the road in the middle of BFE OH (creepy cornfields...yayyyy). I was to see Stalker Mobile -Em's car- on the side of the road and get all worried and concerned that someone had broken down, pull over, get out of Rhetta -my mom's car...yes we name our cars over here....what else is there to do?- and see what was up. As I am leaving my car, Britt and Allie were supposed to jump out of the ditch on the side of the road, nab Elizabeth, drag her back to Stalker Mobile, and then peel out.
All of that did happen...but it took us a couple of tries. Ergo~ funny exchange between Em and Britt as they were waiting for me to pass them.
NOTE: Em and I were both driving Oldsmobile Intrigues at the time. And I am now a proud owner of a '98 Nissan Maxima! NI HAO BIATCHES! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!
*Em sees me drive by*
Em: "That was an Intrigue."
Britt *in a fit of panic*: A cop?!
Em: "..."
Okay...so maybe it wasn't all that funny...but I know of at least four other people in this world besides me who will appreciate it! ^^
Back to spilling my old journal entries out on here...first entry to be found under the cut ^_^v
Insecurities
Seeing you, lying beside me, your legs tangled with mine, your arm my pillow
I love you
Watching you, sleeping so peacefully, your black, black eyelashes against your cheeks, your soft lips parted, breathing sweetly
I love you
Feeling you, the warmth of your skin melting me slowly, the hardness of your body anchoring the softness of mine
I love you
Hearing you, sighing my name, you pull me closer, holding me tighter, feeling as if you'll never let me go
I love you
But do you love me?
To in which case I would smack the ho upside her head and scream, "Of course he loves you, you blithering idiot! It's not some other girl's name he's saying in his sleep! AISH!"
So I'm re-reading one of my old journals (I'm thinking about posting some of the entries I wrote back in the day on here...just a thought), and I found something that nearly made me pee my pants from laughing so hard.
Okay to give a little background information: my three best friends (Emily quarternotescar , Brittany - who is too cool for LJ >.> LOL, and Allison a_lun ) and I had this thing in high school were we would kidnap each other for our birthdays. It started with Em's 18th bday our senior year (she has her bday first in the school year) and then the asswipes kidnapped me ("Let's make new memories!" - Allie) on my 18th, so naturally Em and I had to get Britt and Allie on their's.
The summer after our senior year of HS (2009...'cause oh yeah that was soooo long ago right? it feels like for fricking ever) my cousin Elizabeth came up to OH to visit with me for about a week or so. Her birthday is at the end of June, and we -meaning my besties and I- wanted to make her feel right at home, so we kidnapped her as an early bday present. There was much laughing and cake involved later.
ANYWAYS! I'm getting to the funny part, people, I promise. The night of the grand kidnapping, I made up this bogus reason to leave the house and made Elizabeth go with me. EmBrittandAllie (they're one word in my book ^^) were to be waiting for us on the side of the road in the middle of BFE OH (creepy cornfields...yayyyy). I was to see Stalker Mobile -Em's car- on the side of the road and get all worried and concerned that someone had broken down, pull over, get out of Rhetta -my mom's car...yes we name our cars over here....what else is there to do?- and see what was up. As I am leaving my car, Britt and Allie were supposed to jump out of the ditch on the side of the road, nab Elizabeth, drag her back to Stalker Mobile, and then peel out.
All of that did happen...but it took us a couple of tries. Ergo~ funny exchange between Em and Britt as they were waiting for me to pass them.
NOTE: Em and I were both driving Oldsmobile Intrigues at the time. And I am now a proud owner of a '98 Nissan Maxima! NI HAO BIATCHES! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!
*Em sees me drive by*
Em: "That was an Intrigue."
Britt *in a fit of panic*: A cop?!
Em: "..."
Okay...so maybe it wasn't all that funny...but I know of at least four other people in this world besides me who will appreciate it! ^^
Back to spilling my old journal entries out on here...first entry to be found under the cut ^_^v
Insecurities
Seeing you, lying beside me, your legs tangled with mine, your arm my pillow
I love you
Watching you, sleeping so peacefully, your black, black eyelashes against your cheeks, your soft lips parted, breathing sweetly
I love you
Feeling you, the warmth of your skin melting me slowly, the hardness of your body anchoring the softness of mine
I love you
Hearing you, sighing my name, you pull me closer, holding me tighter, feeling as if you'll never let me go
I love you
But do you love me?
To in which case I would smack the ho upside her head and scream, "Of course he loves you, you blithering idiot! It's not some other girl's name he's saying in his sleep! AISH!"