17. Hair
Title: Avengers Adventures in Texting
Characters: All
Rating: PG-13-ish
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
To: Scary Hot Ninja Chick
From: Tony
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Ninja: You’re out of your mind. I’m not putting that in my hair. Forget it.
Tony: Why not? You were the one the one who text me asking for something that would treat chemical burns in your hair. That would work.
Ninja: Okay, first: I did not text you, I was trying to get in touch with Pepper. You intercepted the phone. And second, I’m not putting placenta in my hair. That’s disgusting.
Tony: Its not disgusting, its natural. People have been doing it for thousands of years to keep their hair healthy. They sell it at beauty stores all over the place.
Ninja: No. End of story.
Tony: Oh come on, it can’t be that bad. Just rinse and you’re done. What do you think its like to be the guy who collects the raw materials? You know he had to wake up one morning and think “wow, I have made some really bad decisions in my life.”
Ninja: I don’t care. I’m still not putting that stuff in my hair.
Tony: What do you think the interview process would be like? “So Save, I heard you were looking for some exciting new experiences. Have I got a job for you!”
Ninja: I’d be looking for a new job. Something less disgusting like professional animal neuterer.
Tony: That’s terrifying.
Tony: I remember reading once that the people who collect the semen to breed race horses and other prize animals make a lot of money. Like, ridiculous amount of money. Something like $100k/year.
Ninja: How did we get on this conversation?
Tony: You know, I think the only difference between what they do and animal porn in a camera. Though they could probably get away with it if they called it a “documentary”.
Ninja: I’m sure there’s a lot of things you could get away with if you called it a “documentary”
Tony: Hell, you could just shout “FOR SCIENCE!” and have free reign for pretty much anything you wanted to do after that.
Ninja: Is that what you a Bruce do?
Tony:…maybe….sometimes…
A/N: Hope you all liked it! :D