15. Winning
Title: Avengers Adventures in Texting
Characters: All
Rating: PG-13-ish
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To: Puny God
From: Tony
OOOOO
Tony: We won.
Puny God: Are you ever going to grow tired of this routine? This is the third time this hour.
Tony: First, no. Second, fourth time; we won.
Puny God: And you wonder why I had such a desire to take over your planet. It was so people like you would be handled in a proper fashion.
Tony: That’s cute, but still: we won.
Puny God: You did not win! I simply decided to allow you and your pathetic planet to live another day longer until the second part of my plan comes into fruition.
Tony: Did the second part of your plan begin with you being led away in a Hannibal Lector mask? Because if so, bravo, you’re on the right track already.
Puny God: You’re insufferable.
Tony: I get that a lot. I take it as a compliment now more than an insult.
Puny God: Does your running stream of sarcasm know no bounds?
Tony: Not yet, I’ve been trying to tap that well dry for years.
Puny God: Your friends must greatly appreciate that.
Tony: They should, all the selfless things I do for them. But wouldn’t you know it? A good man’s work is never done. By the way, we won.
Puny God: The minute I get back to your planet I’m going to personally cut out your tongue.
Tony: Yeah, good luck with that. Hulk still remembers you from last time so I think you’ll have to go through him to get to any of the rest of us.
Puny God: That green ogre is a savage.
Tony: Tell him that, I’m sure he’d love to hear all about it.
Puny God: Your taunts will not go unpunished, man of Iron. You will pay for your insolence eventually.
Tony: I’ll look forward to that when you’re not wearing a muzzle anymore.
Puny God: Fool!
Tony: Yeah, I know. By the way, we won.
Puny God: I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Tony: Ah, the fun we two have together! :D
A/N: Hope you all liked it! :D