A Morale Boost (Voice: Filter: Victoria II)
Hello everyone!
I'm Yurika Dojima, for those of you who I haven't bumped into on the ship yet! I decided to give you all a welcome present as your new radio operator today. Things really seem hectic today, what with the murder plots, the demotions, the sleepwalking and the door issues. So, since I had the room to myself, I decided to favor you all with a bit of a morale boost.
I thought perhaps a little bit of literature might do the trick. So I will be reading you excerpts from one of one of the finest works of one of the literary greats of our time....
That's right. Bonds of the Heart by the incomparable Joan Wilder. I am going to have to clean up some of the naughty bits, as there are some people with delicate ears on this vessel but if you want the real thing I will be willing to lend it to you. Now, let's get started.
( Yurika clears her throat. Page turning can be heard.)
....The day the stranger rode into town for the first time, Felicia Angelica Evangeline knew that he would be the man for her, and that the holy sisters who had brought her up since her parent's tragic death would never approve....
(This will go on until someone stops her. And bonus points if you get the author's name reference)
I'm Yurika Dojima, for those of you who I haven't bumped into on the ship yet! I decided to give you all a welcome present as your new radio operator today. Things really seem hectic today, what with the murder plots, the demotions, the sleepwalking and the door issues. So, since I had the room to myself, I decided to favor you all with a bit of a morale boost.
I thought perhaps a little bit of literature might do the trick. So I will be reading you excerpts from one of one of the finest works of one of the literary greats of our time....
That's right. Bonds of the Heart by the incomparable Joan Wilder. I am going to have to clean up some of the naughty bits, as there are some people with delicate ears on this vessel but if you want the real thing I will be willing to lend it to you. Now, let's get started.
( Yurika clears her throat. Page turning can be heard.)
....The day the stranger rode into town for the first time, Felicia Angelica Evangeline knew that he would be the man for her, and that the holy sisters who had brought her up since her parent's tragic death would never approve....
(This will go on until someone stops her. And bonus points if you get the author's name reference)