It's all over, but I stole it specifically from th' Doc
So what's this gorgeous person's name?
Hope this question ain't really gon' set th' tone fer the rest of the survey thing. My name's James Ford. I go by Sawyer.
How are you feeling?
Satisfied.
Would you rather fight zombies, vampires, or evil spirits?
Zombies. Just aim fer th' head. Spirits ain't physical enough ta easily hurt, vampires are usually considered ta be all smart and shit, but zombies are idiots and they fall apart all easy-like.
Who is one person that you'd go through intense torture to keep alive?
Next question, please.
Do you breath slow or fast?
Ain't that not really th' sort of thing a normal person is aware of? I don't know. Normal rate.
How often do you have nightmares?
I very rarely remember my dreams at all.
Is the room you are in right now clean or a mess?
In th' middle, I suppose.
Do you honestly ever feel sorry for yourself?
Who doesn't?
What do you think of the French?
Bunch of assholes.
Do you know anyone who's killed anyone?
Yeah.
Are you a shy person?
Hah!
What do you need to be able to fall asleep at night?
I don't got no routine or anything, not 'specially.
Are you wearing anything on your feet and if so what?
Nope.
Are you comfortable right now?
Sure.
What's the bloodiest thing you've ever seen in real life?
I've seen a lot.
What comes ta mind was the time I was shot in th' shoulder, though. Or, fuck, how about when Towelhead stabbed me in th' arm. Or when Low-Key shanked th' new guy couple of weeks afore I left.
Have you ever seen someone die/a dead body?
Hah. Yeah.
Can you do any tricks on trampolines?
Don't think so, but I wouldn't definitively say I can't.
Do you share secrets with the person you like?
What a weirdass question. I don't know.
Are you more for the here-and-now or what happened in the past?
I think the present is more important 'cause it's what you can change, but it's hard ta not think 'bout the past quite a bit sometimes.
Would you rather fly or breathe underwater?
Fly. And, Doc? Stop answerin' these questions with all "this would be practical, this makes sense, blah blah blah." Boring as all hell.
Do you buy your underwear in a pack or separately?
Pack.
Have you ever made fun of anybody and later became their friend?
Hahahahaa.
Do you have a pair of shoes that you can only wear with one or two outfits?
No, that'd be stupid as shit.
Do you know any songs that are older than you are?
Uh. Yeah.
Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Nah.
Compared to other people of your age would you be considered 'NORMAL'?
Well, probably not.
Who is worst in your family about calling people back?
Don't got a family. Unless you include Cass and Clementine. Then it'd be me, I guess.
When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich?
Don't remember.
When was the last time you ate jelly beans?
Last week, actually. Clementine really likes 'em.
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf?
Yeah.
What was the last song stuck in your head?
Don't remember.
Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
She probably did.
Do you own anything you don't want your parents to know about?
They're dead, so it's a moot question.
Do you pose in your pictures or just smile?
Just smile, I guess.
Are there any colors you will NOT wear?
Nah, I don't think so. Depends, I guess.
Do you use scented soap in the shower?
Uh. It's green-scented. I don't know.
Did you ever want to be a fashion designer?
Nah.
Who was the last person you danced with? Enjoyable?
Was annoying Cass the other day by makin' her dance with me.
Do you like convertibles?
Kinda annoying.
Have you ever yelled at the television?
Sure.
How many songs on your MP3 player are about sex?
Don't got an mp3 player.
Hope this question ain't really gon' set th' tone fer the rest of the survey thing. My name's James Ford. I go by Sawyer.
How are you feeling?
Satisfied.
Would you rather fight zombies, vampires, or evil spirits?
Zombies. Just aim fer th' head. Spirits ain't physical enough ta easily hurt, vampires are usually considered ta be all smart and shit, but zombies are idiots and they fall apart all easy-like.
Who is one person that you'd go through intense torture to keep alive?
Next question, please.
Do you breath slow or fast?
Ain't that not really th' sort of thing a normal person is aware of? I don't know. Normal rate.
How often do you have nightmares?
I very rarely remember my dreams at all.
Is the room you are in right now clean or a mess?
In th' middle, I suppose.
Do you honestly ever feel sorry for yourself?
Who doesn't?
What do you think of the French?
Bunch of assholes.
Do you know anyone who's killed anyone?
Yeah.
Are you a shy person?
Hah!
What do you need to be able to fall asleep at night?
I don't got no routine or anything, not 'specially.
Are you wearing anything on your feet and if so what?
Nope.
Are you comfortable right now?
Sure.
What's the bloodiest thing you've ever seen in real life?
I've seen a lot.
What comes ta mind was the time I was shot in th' shoulder, though. Or, fuck, how about when Towelhead stabbed me in th' arm. Or when Low-Key shanked th' new guy couple of weeks afore I left.
Have you ever seen someone die/a dead body?
Hah. Yeah.
Can you do any tricks on trampolines?
Don't think so, but I wouldn't definitively say I can't.
Do you share secrets with the person you like?
What a weirdass question. I don't know.
Are you more for the here-and-now or what happened in the past?
I think the present is more important 'cause it's what you can change, but it's hard ta not think 'bout the past quite a bit sometimes.
Would you rather fly or breathe underwater?
Fly. And, Doc? Stop answerin' these questions with all "this would be practical, this makes sense, blah blah blah." Boring as all hell.
Do you buy your underwear in a pack or separately?
Pack.
Have you ever made fun of anybody and later became their friend?
Hahahahaa.
Do you have a pair of shoes that you can only wear with one or two outfits?
No, that'd be stupid as shit.
Do you know any songs that are older than you are?
Uh. Yeah.
Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Nah.
Compared to other people of your age would you be considered 'NORMAL'?
Well, probably not.
Who is worst in your family about calling people back?
Don't got a family. Unless you include Cass and Clementine. Then it'd be me, I guess.
When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich?
Don't remember.
When was the last time you ate jelly beans?
Last week, actually. Clementine really likes 'em.
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf?
Yeah.
What was the last song stuck in your head?
Don't remember.
Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
She probably did.
Do you own anything you don't want your parents to know about?
They're dead, so it's a moot question.
Do you pose in your pictures or just smile?
Just smile, I guess.
Are there any colors you will NOT wear?
Nah, I don't think so. Depends, I guess.
Do you use scented soap in the shower?
Uh. It's green-scented. I don't know.
Did you ever want to be a fashion designer?
Nah.
Who was the last person you danced with? Enjoyable?
Was annoying Cass the other day by makin' her dance with me.
Do you like convertibles?
Kinda annoying.
Have you ever yelled at the television?
Sure.
How many songs on your MP3 player are about sex?
Don't got an mp3 player.