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Hey didnt update yesterday so i have 2 quotes 2 lists and whole lotta random crap to say
5 ways to piss off a cop
1)ask him out
2)when he says no, cry
3)call him by his first name
4)Try to sell him your car
5)Play with the siren
5 signs you are being stalked by a leprechaun
1)Generic Green van with Notre dame bumper sticker parked across street
2)When you come home from work your potatoes are missing and your parrot is singing "Danny Boy"
3)A green fire hydrant follows you around
4)Your kitchen constantly smells of guiness
5)people keep moving your lawn gnome
Quotes:
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, rumble young man rumble!"
--Muhammad Ali
"Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Doesn't make you a chicken"
--Tyler Gurgen In Fight Club
5 ways to piss off a cop
1)ask him out
2)when he says no, cry
3)call him by his first name
4)Try to sell him your car
5)Play with the siren
5 signs you are being stalked by a leprechaun
1)Generic Green van with Notre dame bumper sticker parked across street
2)When you come home from work your potatoes are missing and your parrot is singing "Danny Boy"
3)A green fire hydrant follows you around
4)Your kitchen constantly smells of guiness
5)people keep moving your lawn gnome
Quotes:
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, rumble young man rumble!"
--Muhammad Ali
"Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Doesn't make you a chicken"
--Tyler Gurgen In Fight Club