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ok.. situation..
its about 2:30, 3 in the morning,u cant go to sleep..the cell is plugged in instead of ur light,u decide to open the assorted chocolates that ur dad gave u for xmas bc u r bored,n i mean who doesnt love chocolate,u dont want to eat them,just c what they r..n maybe suck on them bc u have crest white strips on, so u cant bite into them. well.. u decide that u r gonna break them open with ur hands n use the light from ur phone to c whats in them. well the first 2 go nice and they arent coconut filled so u arent interested.. u continue to break them open, n then u get to the ones filled with gooey shit that gets all over ur hands in attempt to clean ur hands you lick it off, bc even though it tastes shitty it is sweet, and you are cold bc you are just in your underwear getting up and walkin to the sink is out of you ?.. at this point u dont give a shit that ur hands are sticky,u vigorously squeeze the rest of the chocolates in attempt to find the coconut(keep in mind that u have to keep opening and closing your phone in order to keep the light on) u find this incredibly funny, and r pissed that some asshole didnt put the coconut chocolate inthe box.. u feel that u NEED to call someone to tell them.. even though it is early inteh morning, this is a great bed time story and needs to be shared.. <3ufooffucker
uhh.. i cant relate!?
its about 2:30, 3 in the morning,u cant go to sleep..the cell is plugged in instead of ur light,u decide to open the assorted chocolates that ur dad gave u for xmas bc u r bored,n i mean who doesnt love chocolate,u dont want to eat them,just c what they r..n maybe suck on them bc u have crest white strips on, so u cant bite into them. well.. u decide that u r gonna break them open with ur hands n use the light from ur phone to c whats in them. well the first 2 go nice and they arent coconut filled so u arent interested.. u continue to break them open, n then u get to the ones filled with gooey shit that gets all over ur hands in attempt to clean ur hands you lick it off, bc even though it tastes shitty it is sweet, and you are cold bc you are just in your underwear getting up and walkin to the sink is out of you ?.. at this point u dont give a shit that ur hands are sticky,u vigorously squeeze the rest of the chocolates in attempt to find the coconut(keep in mind that u have to keep opening and closing your phone in order to keep the light on) u find this incredibly funny, and r pissed that some asshole didnt put the coconut chocolate inthe box.. u feel that u NEED to call someone to tell them.. even though it is early inteh morning, this is a great bed time story and needs to be shared.. <3ufooffucker
uhh.. i cant relate!?