FUCK MY MOM!
Thats right. fuck patricia lynn hoffman. she has already kicked me out of the house for 3 days and the only reason i was allowed back home was becuase my dad talked some sense into her menopausal piece of shit head. The reason i was kicked out; My friend jordan decides he wants to adopt a dog. the website says bring the dog he will be playing with most of the time to the adoption center so they can meet each other. i take my dog. mom finds out. calls me. says if you come home i will call the police. becuase i guess taking my dog to meet another dog is, and i quote, "against the family rules." what fucking rule is that. the one you make up becuase u dont know what you are thinking. and now today. im on the couch with my laptop and watching tv. mallory comes home and jumps on the computer, one room over. talking really loudly on her fone to some slut talking about some asshole guy. so my mom yells from the top floor. have u taken the dog out brad. yes i have.but i cant hear a word shes saying so i cant answer becuase mallory will not stop talking for one fucking second. so i go up and say yea i took her out and tell mallory to quit being so god damn loud. granted shouldnt have cursed, but im 19 and a sophmore in college now. so i go back downstairs and say mallory shut up. then toss these stupid glasses at her. not throw mind u. toss. u kno those gay ass ones that are for clowns. they are really really obnoxiously big and only 5 years get them at carnivals. well the lens pops out. OMG BRAD BROKE MY GLASSES!!!!!!!!!! patti comes running. wheres the fone book, im calling the cops. i say go ahead what are u gonna charge me with. your disrupting our family u fat piece of shit. yea she called me that. then proceeds to hit me in the face with the fone book. which is deftly knocked out of her hands. haha bitch take that. college lacrosse goalie, my hands are quicker then ur eyes asshole. i say i didnt hit u, i hit the book out so u couldnt hit me with it anymore then i call her a pshycho. she says u havent seen pshycho. wait till i kill you.
was that a threat mom. then do it. get a fucking knife or gun and do it. dont talk about it, do it asshole!
yea i said that. then i went to my room where im at now.
but i think she said she was going to try and kill me. ha fuck her. fuck patti hoffman im sick of her and her shit. ive taken it enough for the past 19 years. she thinks she can just push people around. well im not fucking around anymore. if she trys one more thing on me i swear to god...
was that a threat mom. then do it. get a fucking knife or gun and do it. dont talk about it, do it asshole!
yea i said that. then i went to my room where im at now.
but i think she said she was going to try and kill me. ha fuck her. fuck patti hoffman im sick of her and her shit. ive taken it enough for the past 19 years. she thinks she can just push people around. well im not fucking around anymore. if she trys one more thing on me i swear to god...