dm ][ larry doesn't want a canon-bump

[lawyerlarry]

What makes you think I want all of those new memories? Okay. Aside from the ones with Sam. You can't use him as a bargaining chip, that's not fair.

Yes, I know that it's my life and we should both accept it, but didn't you take me from where you did for a reason? Tell me that reason. Go ahead.

Right. So I wouldn't be a completely pessimistic, heart-broken nut-job.

I know you think it's a little weird to only have lived one tenth of my canon, but we both know it's for the best. I'm not exactly stable where canon dumps me and we both know it.

Don't. Don't think about it, don't do it. I don't need my memories of the funny little man, or any of the others, and I especially don't need memories of her and how I failed once again.

Thank you. Carry on.

And stop watching those clips and videos. I don't care how much you love them. It's not helping.