dm ][ larry's tired of being a puppy

[lawyerlarry]

Alright, sweetie. Enough of this "hiatus" bullshit - and yes, I did just do air quotes, sue me - and let's get back to business. You're watching the place every day as it is, you may as well let us back.

I mean...a grown man can only take being a puppy for so long before his ego feels wounded. Very wounded. And let's face it, it's not the best way to impress a woman. "Hi, I'm a puppy. Let me slobber and shed on you." Attractive. Really. And if you had to make me a puppy, couldn't you have let me wander through town for a couple of weeks where no one I know would have found out it was me?

The other two have complaints of their own, but this is my soapbox, so we're not getting into it.

Do what you need to do and get back to the castle.