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[lawyer_girl]

What does the word 'love' mean to you?

Oh, fuck off. What is it with these questions? Love, puppies and happy endings? I've got news for you, folks. None of it comes true. None of it. Especially not for people like me

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[da_renee]

people like you?

[alan_shore]

Lawyers. I suppose "people" was creative license.

[lawyer_girl]

Maybe just defense lawyers.

[alan_shore]

We're not condemning the kindly DA?

[lawyer_girl]

She's hardly worth my time.

*smirks* You, on the other hand, I have all the time in the world to condemn.

[alan_shore]

*smiles* I'm honored. There are few by whom I'd rather be codemned.

[lawyer_girl]

I'll save you a spot in hell.

*pauses* You're okay?

[alan_shore]

Are seats going that fast?

*nods*

[lawyer_girl]

It was crowded last time I was there and I'd really rather sit next to you than some old man with personal hygiene issue.

Good. I talked to David. I just wanted to make sure.

[alan_shore]

Is that what happened last time? I'm surprised hell doesn't have assigned seating. Like third period math.

What did he say?

[lawyer_girl]

I escaped hell. I was never lucky enough to escape third period math.

That Carolina had shot herself. That you were with her.

[alan_shore]

They left attendance sheets on clips out in the hall at my school. Luckily.

That's true. She's going to be okay.

[lawyer_girl]

That's good.

And you're okay as well, which is also good.

((OOC: That is the singularly most terrifying picture of that man that I have ever seen.))

[alan_shore]

There's no cause for alarm. No need of legal representation, either.

((OOC: *cackle* I try.))

[lawyer_girl]

Gee, and I had so hoped I'd be offered a job.

[alan_shore]

If you're in need of one, my firm's...reshuffling.