[IC#2]

[lawsd]

Someone needs to educate my mother in how to use the internet, as when she looks me up this appears. Much as it breaks the hearts of many people, I am not behind bars.

Also, Lib Dem drinks? Really?

Comments

[paddythebamf]

Lib Dem drinks. There's a tautology if ever I heard one.

[lawsd]

I suppose. But not a welcome one.

[paddythebamf]

Lib Dems will get drunk. It's inevitable. The only difference is that James wants them all to do it together.

I think it's a capital idea.

[lawsd]

You only think it's a capital idea because there'll be so many starry eyed new folk that you won't have to pay for a single drink all night.

[therealpm]

He's going to be down a bottle of whiskey from the day before, it's only fair that a few of your lot buy him some drinks.

[lawsd]

Hmm.

He'll still get more than his fair share.

[therealpm]

You will simply have to lead the party for a decade and gather a commensurate set of starry eyed followers.

[lawsd]

I suppose I have the sex scandal and the slightly ginger down...

Anymore advice? I feel toppling Nick at this particular junction may not be wise for either of our political careers...

[therealpm]

I do not involve myself in other parties' politics.

[lawsd]

Pity.

[paddythebamf]

Oh, you think so, do you?

We'll have to see what we can do about that.

[therealpm]

I consider it to be one of my less risky ventures, yes.

[therealpm]

Oh, and don't strain yourself, it would be a pity if you had to miss your little drinks party the next day.

[paddythebamf]

There is that. And why not indeed?

And better still, Jane doesn't know that yet.

[lawsd]

I'm sure that could be viewed as coercion.

Give me brownies or I'll tell her.

[paddythebamf]

Good heavens, young man! I don't go around soliciting drinks.

All in good time, young man. You'll get yours. particularly if you go telling Jane things she doesn't need to know.