[IC#4]
- Thank God it's morning, that means Tessa can finally stop drunk texting me demanding I "emerge from the batcave formally known as Yeovil and come and get drunk with frends!!!1!? [sic]".
- April Fool's Day is not funny.
- My landlord is not funny.
- Height jokes are not funny.
- Mother's Day is being spent in Surrey, with or without anyone in particular.
Breaking news: mothers have super powers which allow them to detect garage bought flowers. I'm in trouble already. I feel like I'm 12
Reply
Told you so.
Reply
Some of us have busy lives! And you don't have siblings to compete with, making you look bad and stealing your crackling. Though the kids are fun
Reply
I have a busy life! And stop blaming things on your siblings just because you're a terrible son.
Reply
Thanks David. Now you sound like my brother.
Reply
Well that makes our relationship faintly incestuous.
Reply
Our party is full of bizarre interrelations.
Come pick me up.
Reply
Do you really want me to leave my mother? She's almost as tall as you and as scary as Jo and Tessa combined, remember?
Reply
Screw that. Mother is demanding I come and get "that nice young man". I'm assuming that she means Duncan.
Reply
Red wine has been spilt on my shirt, the baby vomited on my jacket, the dessert burnt and there are crying children. Chaos has broken out. Hurry
Reply
Don't you dare make a mess in my car. And what on earth will your family say?
Reply
I've nicked one of dad's shirts - don't even make a joke.
Hopefully "goodbye"
Reply
I'm not saying anything. And you're abandoning your family for the... what was it your mother screamed at me?
Reply
Family came first for 8 years.
How long are you going to be?
Reply
Will be outside in five. Tell your mother to put down the rolling pin.
Reply
Will do
Reply
Leave a comment