scaryclawz.
Drag-queens attack! Who caught that on the news? It was a truly desperate MSNBC moment, for sure. I watched in utter delight as the barely 16 year old fast-food employee rehashed the event, pointing out the many bandaids slapped upon random places on his still shocked face for emphasis. ANYWAY...
H A L L O W E E N 2 0 0 7
The Holidays and The Mall. Two things you/we cannot avoid - even with the divine and the beautiful... internet. Hah. While all my shopping will be done online [save for some gift stops that i'll be making for special people at the coolest little shops on Pacific Avenue] ... unfortunately a virtual Santa will just not cut it for... my kids. Any kid, for that matter. So here I have for you, my ho ho horrific story of one family and one fat ass Saint Nick.
There is no story. We tested the patience of, perhaps, the coolest white-bearded motherfucker ever to wear that jolly happy happy joy joy red jump-suit. I'm sure a flask of whiskey was close at hand, for when we sat on his lap, I felt something hard, something metal... in his right breast pocket. Very slick, old man. very slick. But the kids smiled, my face reflected something to the effect of temperance and a dash of icy deportment. I guess my smile would of been more bright if we didn't have to sit on his lap, as well as the children. They just wouldn't have it any other way. And J? Poor, poor J. When you see the photo, you'll see him attempting a smile but nearly biting off his own lip. But as I said: they smiled, and we smiled, and all is well with the world, with another expensive Christmas on ze way.
1 1 - 2 8 - 0 7
cut/color@Wink - she rocked my world.
I'm loving the holidays thus far, and that, my loves, is not something I often say. So soak it up... and I won't let it bleed out. I shall be scanning that photo as soon as I get the chance as well as their school pictures. Sooo for now here are some recent photos.
HALLOWEEN::
http://a926.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_24effd4267d76eb71d3225f010606765.png
NOVEMBER::
http://a821.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_9ad94b857d373a09c94af1e7f3ce2a04.png
http://a299.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_9a85110a3d3f7dc29a07668b69a39c32.png
http://a746.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_c9a79540b3b8b613e1e66d528d16b829.png
http://a856.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_0bbf14199d2ed867ffb17b03793ea2cf.png
http://a109.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_5e54f6f91b7791af596ec310b28d46b4.png
SUMMER/FALL::
http://a819.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_f90a8e8aed0c0742d8952b3782763352.png
http://a926.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_cc73d9d706923b83a591001b90a4c365.png
http://a150.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_e2fa782f348a66d0ffda5ec307657725.png
http://a673.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_ea3a13953a691a65f711ca9c42af28c8.png
http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_9ba3621bc6d710bcfada3d58de7851a5.png
http://a334.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_f218bcc858f910aa2aecba17e247d63d.png
http://a788.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_077c6e997cdfb07849930c5bf8ca4193.png
http://a918.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_dfb64040dada9af9a94151df8566e71d.png
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my hair = healthy, shiny and bouncy.
i never, ever brag about my hair. but i must. i cannot help it.
Before I let you go, I just wanted to give you all a heads up on the relocation of my MySpace account, which is going much slower than I'd anticipated. My reasons for this termination of my current account are big, fat and scary. They come in the form of two women, who need lives. Their own lives. Because, for some reason or another, they want to fuck with mine. I'm going to try to make it as difficult as I can to make sure that the will not find my new space - when it is up and running, that is. But yeah, you all know me. And with knowing me, you know it takes alot or TOOK alot to make me "run & hide" - and, heh... i DO NOT... ever... run and fucking hide. But yeah that should do it.
Sending good vibes over yonder.
Virtually Yours,
Alexis
H A L L O W E E N 2 0 0 7
The Holidays and The Mall. Two things you/we cannot avoid - even with the divine and the beautiful... internet. Hah. While all my shopping will be done online [save for some gift stops that i'll be making for special people at the coolest little shops on Pacific Avenue] ... unfortunately a virtual Santa will just not cut it for... my kids. Any kid, for that matter. So here I have for you, my ho ho horrific story of one family and one fat ass Saint Nick.
There is no story. We tested the patience of, perhaps, the coolest white-bearded motherfucker ever to wear that jolly happy happy joy joy red jump-suit. I'm sure a flask of whiskey was close at hand, for when we sat on his lap, I felt something hard, something metal... in his right breast pocket. Very slick, old man. very slick. But the kids smiled, my face reflected something to the effect of temperance and a dash of icy deportment. I guess my smile would of been more bright if we didn't have to sit on his lap, as well as the children. They just wouldn't have it any other way. And J? Poor, poor J. When you see the photo, you'll see him attempting a smile but nearly biting off his own lip. But as I said: they smiled, and we smiled, and all is well with the world, with another expensive Christmas on ze way.
1 1 - 2 8 - 0 7
cut/color@Wink - she rocked my world.
I'm loving the holidays thus far, and that, my loves, is not something I often say. So soak it up... and I won't let it bleed out. I shall be scanning that photo as soon as I get the chance as well as their school pictures. Sooo for now here are some recent photos.
HALLOWEEN::
http://a926.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_24effd4267d76eb71d3225f010606765.png
NOVEMBER::
http://a821.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_9ad94b857d373a09c94af1e7f3ce2a04.png
http://a299.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_9a85110a3d3f7dc29a07668b69a39c32.png
http://a746.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_c9a79540b3b8b613e1e66d528d16b829.png
http://a856.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_0bbf14199d2ed867ffb17b03793ea2cf.png
http://a109.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_5e54f6f91b7791af596ec310b28d46b4.png
SUMMER/FALL::
http://a819.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_f90a8e8aed0c0742d8952b3782763352.png
http://a926.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_cc73d9d706923b83a591001b90a4c365.png
http://a150.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_e2fa782f348a66d0ffda5ec307657725.png
http://a673.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_ea3a13953a691a65f711ca9c42af28c8.png
http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_9ba3621bc6d710bcfada3d58de7851a5.png
http://a334.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_f218bcc858f910aa2aecba17e247d63d.png
http://a788.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_077c6e997cdfb07849930c5bf8ca4193.png
http://a918.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_dfb64040dada9af9a94151df8566e71d.png
1 1 - 2 8 - 0 7
my hair = healthy, shiny and bouncy.
i never, ever brag about my hair. but i must. i cannot help it.
Before I let you go, I just wanted to give you all a heads up on the relocation of my MySpace account, which is going much slower than I'd anticipated. My reasons for this termination of my current account are big, fat and scary. They come in the form of two women, who need lives. Their own lives. Because, for some reason or another, they want to fuck with mine. I'm going to try to make it as difficult as I can to make sure that the will not find my new space - when it is up and running, that is. But yeah, you all know me. And with knowing me, you know it takes alot or TOOK alot to make me "run & hide" - and, heh... i DO NOT... ever... run and fucking hide. But yeah that should do it.
Sending good vibes over yonder.
Virtually Yours,
Alexis