hello everyone. you may have heard that i died, but that rumour is completely unfounded. i merely took a sabbatical back to the fifteenth century with my good friend thelonious monk in his time-travelling pineapple.
this is possibly the most pointless 'update' you'll ever read, but i thought i'd let you all know that i have made some slight changes to my
jedi quiz, including what i humbly consider to be the
greatest error page of all time.
in roughly twelve weeks, the jedi quiz will hit a million visitors. what should i offer as a prize? a coupon? a naked picture of my cat?