May 17, 2010 16:58
1. I have the best friends in the entire world.
1a. They show love in so many ways - from buying my kid's chocolate to poppets.
1b. I cannot say how much I love them in return.
2. Scarborough has heretical chickens.
2a. I can make them cluck, scratch and fly to save their souls!
2b. Funny to see the chicken again the next day during parade!
3. How many Royals on horses??! How many do we have on cast?
3a. Where's Winnie when the math needs to be done?
4. I do not like missing cast members.
5. Lisana is married to WHO? Whenthehell did this happen??!
5a. Being called before their majesties and the council is scary.
5b. Not being able to hear what is going on makes the outcome even scarier.
5c. Knowing that marriages happen differently in the Italies matters none in England.
6. Apples at Court Dance.
6a. D'Ersby + Montefiascone = Eve eating apple.
6b. Lincoln = Adam watching Eve eat the apple.
6c. Norrys = Serpent.
7. Mmmmmm...sausage pretzels.
8. Hot sucks.
8a. Showering in the bath house after hot and icky is a wonderful experience.
9. Stupid choices that pisses off my best friend makes me very, very angry and makes me want to choke a schmuck purple.
9a. Motherf*cker (5-16-2010)
10. Hooray for jesters that win COD mugs!
11. The currect Character and Director staff gave me the go-ahead for a new character next season!
11a. Village, here I come! Hope you like me!