The world is full of assholes, and you sir, are but one of many.
Dell, you are assholes. You have now sent me the wrong replacement product for the 7th time. I just want a fucking keyboard with an x on it. Fuck this piece of shit, I'm selling it on ebay and buying an Apple.
Anyone want a like-new still under warranty laptop? We'll start the bidding at $2,100.
Anyone want a like-new still under warranty laptop? We'll start the bidding at $2,100.