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Feb 23, 2007 03:12

I have apparently been tagged. I will participate in this farce, but I refuse to tag anyone else, let alone eight people. THE CHAIN ENDS HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

( CLIK HERE 4 DARK SEKRITS KTHANX )

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foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:11:44 UTC

3: EMBARRASSINGLY late. Freud would say something desperately traumatic had happened to you to cause that kind of regression. We learned about that in school today. =D

8: I AM TEH SHOCK'D.

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:24:07 UTC

3: FUCK YOU

8: Who bought the Akitadick, now?

foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:26:13 UTC

3: FREUDLOL

8: I'M QUITE SURE I DON'T KNOW. KINDLY DO NOT SPREAD RUMOURS ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T FOR THE PUBLIX, YOU SAUCY TABLOID JOURNALISTA.

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:27:35 UTC

3: Get out of my garden and stop raping my cat.

8: What was that you wanted for your birthday? A big, fluffy, un-fixed male dog? Yeah, I'll get right on that.

foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:29:51 UTC

What was that you wanted for your birthday? A trained seal with a dick the size of a lacrosse player's forearm? I still think your best bet is to bribe the guards down at the marina, but who's to say?

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:36:36 UTC

*sigh* They can't be bought. Men of integrity, they are. Maybe if I raise one from a pup. . . and feed it hormones. . .

foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:37:49 UTC

BSDGH - Big Seal Dick Growth Hormone, for the discerning seal-fucker.

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:38:46 UTC

*sigh* I know. I wear a little vial of it around my neck as I search for The One.

foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:51:59 UTC

LOL It's like one of those "rice grain with your beloved's name written on it encased in a tiny glass rose which is itself in a little teeny bottle" pendants.

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foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:52:34 UTC

The text on the rice reads "LOL <3 HUGE SEAL DICK 4EVA"

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:52:41 UTC

You've got to be shitting me.

foxomatic February 23 2007, 13:53:09 UTC

You didn't know about those? Hahahahhaha

lawnnun February 23 2007, 13:53:14 UTC

That thing looks like a fucking lightbulb.

foxomatic February 23 2007, 14:31:58 UTC

It probably is one.

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