Tadaima~~!!
Goshhh!! Finilly I fixed my internet connection!!! LIterally cuz I did it mysef!!! The guy who came couldn't find what the problem was... me being the curious girl I am... fixed it ^__^ Am I smart or what????
What is this!?!?!? To whom does it belong!?!?!?
Finally you'll know the aswer to this!!
Anyway... I had all the props for this entry since last week... but when I was ready to start pulling everything together, I lost my connex and spent a whole weekend and part of this week without internet!! Anyway... enough of my complains.... let's get this party started!!! YEAH!!
PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!!! If you really want to understand my scientific research on JE's packages!!
- To solve this mistery I had to surf a lot on info sites about hmm.. well men pens XD cheetos, pipiolos whatever you want to call it and of course the "asians are small" came to business..
- Actually... Asians pennis are around avarage, is not like "8 cm" or anything (well maybe some XD)... so what's the average??? Between 13.5 to 14 cm...
- Then, why their "small" fame???? basically some of the reports I read said that this fame may come from the porn videos... Since they don't really have thos HUGE things going on there. Why?? Reading more deeply I found that for some asians cultures big sizes pennis are not a good thing to have!! Some chinese would laugh and mock of japanese becuse they have dunkey (yeah right XD) sizes thingies so they are as dumb as dunkey... yeah I know.. DUMB!! hahaha
- Now it also said that in the rare case you find huge penis in porn japanese videos, it's a homemade video and the guy might not be showing his face, cuz it would be embarrasing to have such a big dick XDDDD
- Also... Japanese porn producers say that they don't use big sized guys cuz it wouldn't be real, and their audience might feel bad for not having that HUGE thing... (I like this reason... it's rasonable XD), so basically japanese are lacking of HUGE things... i see...
- I found some reports also about the difference between global sizes... Occidental/european/american men have long but somewhat flacid erections, while japaneses have short (or not loooong) but thick erections... and you know, studies say that it's better thick than long... so japanese lovers... you will be satisfied.. don't let other put you down XDDD LOLOL
-Did this help... maybe not... but I wanted to defend my dear japanese hot guys, Subaru and Gackt with their magnums XD, with their tiniewinnies XDDD.. but yes... everything i said here was actually true... but with my own words cuz I forgot where I found those pages *smacked*
Leather... you heard me right... Leather is the secret in JE.... well... I think it is XD
I hate when caps don't show what you can actually see in the videos
But yeah I think you can apreciate Ryo's bulb... MR STEER
*I want that scarf* *I want the guy wearing it...*
But This All of me for you performance.. if you have seen it... Woah this guys have somethings going on down there, I didn't took much caps but Uchi... Ryo.... Yoko... they all looked.... good... ^___^ Now I only present you my Baru
Yes yes... that's an actual bulb there! Seriously... Johnnys' outfits or more like pants are made so that we think there's something there!! I mean... I have 3 theories:
1. All Johnnys' pants have this kind of harmet XD or protection so that it makes this illusion of big Juniors....
2. All Johnnys' use their socks and put them on ther underwear so they look bigger
3. They all have big juniors and the actual audition to get into Johnny's is to show their pens to JOhnny-san ^____^ If they have some good business... Welcome to Johnny's Jimusho
Some memorable screencaps
1. Shibutani Subaru and first official Big-Babu apearence!!
Ahhhh Honma ni... I love this one... I think I took like 30 or something XDDD
While Baru was doing his finswimming there was a bunker with him LOL.... I really hope he wasn't getting hard and that this was only that the fabric was too thin or something like that... Hmm... Like most of the guy he puts it up and to one side.... ..... ..... But I still don't ge whyt was it that visible!! I mean... He can't be possibly hard there can he????
2.Baru Maru love on field!! They love Baseballs.... and Yoko is big yo!!
What can I say... this one was one of those gorgeous Honjani eps with lots of Geito love.... Baru grabbing Maru's purin... and then we get to see that nice package of Yokonbo!!!
Ryo crotch garb... the grab from the devil >XD
If you look at it properly... You'll see how satisfied Ryo is by grabbing Taxon's Master Key.... and Why do I think he's grabbing that???? Well... look at Taxon's painfull face!! and he looks like trying to reach that spot Ryo is grabbing... so there you go, the grab from the devil!!
*drums* AND HERE IS THE ANSWER!!!.... THAT PACKAGE.... BELONGS TO...... *TURURURURRURURU (imagine those are drums please)*
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Mr. Murakami!!! Wooooah... Yoko looks hot!!
And this one has nothing to do with it.. but it's too cute so...
Ahhh I think.. I think I can see Baru's legs!!! He does have legs!! Gosh I love his face... and that weird hairstyle, and those lens ^____^ Making fun of him is one of my ways of loving him!! Chu!!... Ah... and who can forget Ryo's lion king period????
Nacked Eito... We all love it.. that's why we miss Honjani (between other reasons ^_^)
Now... some nacked moments... maybe we can solve the mistery here..... *impact music*
So yes... here is one of eito sex session and they are heading to the jacuzzi to clean all their dirty bodies... huhuhu
BUT THEN!!! My eyes went straigh to that interesting bulb in Hina's crotch!! Like I said before... I like watching small details on videos... but this was definitely NOT small, and I only looked at that part once but my eyes went there.. like... you know... it was obvisouly THERE!! (hate when the caps don't show what I see)
When I first saw this video, I thought... Woah Hina is big.... then I read that recommen translation of Yoko telling the world how big Hina is... I totally agree ^____^
Please, please... look at that shadow!! That HIS PEN!!! I'm 100% it is!! Hmmm... I mean, he and Yoko are usng big towels... while Baru and Yasu not.... too bad.. that's not a good sign.... NOoooooooo BAruuuuuu
But then Yasu surprises me with that little shadow there... so it mean he is a boy!! YAAAAAY!! And again there's Hina's big Pele's shadow...
Ignoring (or more like trying to) Hina's body and his pen.... I had to point Maru.... Maybe he though he lost he balls or something in that orgy.... XD
I don't know I just like to see them nacked....
Weeeeeeh Nacked Johnnys.... Ok... I love Hina's body.. That's official... Can I marry his body??
Why doesn't the wind do as I say???? I want to see more of Baru XDDD That towel should go!! Fly awaaaaay from hereeee!! My hopes and dreams are .... are... between Baru's legs XDDD LOLOL *bricked*
Shot!! Baru heard me.... now he's holding it tight... whether is the towel or his Babu... XD and so is Yasu!! And guess why did I pointed Maru???? Yes... he's looking at Yasu's butt!!
Now Maru had to tell Ohkura how good Yasu's butt was!!
Maru: "See? It looks good huh? As sweet as purin!!"
Taxon: "Hmmmmm... isn't it like pan?"
Subaru: "Yasuuuu... your butt is showing!!"
Yasu: "Kyaaaaa. don't look!! (Yes, everyone is looking.. they are all mine, bwahahaha - Yasu's true thoughts), oops my towel just fell!!
Finally they get all in.... Look how Yasu looks at Maru....
Ahhh and he's licking his fingers and all.....
Ooops... I think Maru did something Yasu didn't like ^^
Yasu: "Baka! Is not there!! That's my navel" Hahahahahah
Apart from their romantic moments.... Doens't Maru look like a monkey???????
Mucha Buri is getting better and better!!
I really miss Honjani and all those onsen episodes... but Mucha heard my prays and brought me nacked Baru... and Yasu!!! Yeah!!
I'm so proud of Baru gaining weight!! He looks more manly and I think he's losing that girly waist he used to have
Waaaaah... and his abs and his arms.... he's getting better with time... god please.... "My voooooice, is reaching the skyyyyy.... I'll do anything to..." to....be with this man!!
Maybe I over did it with the caps.... NAAAAAH... I mean is Subaru... who gets tired of him....
Do you think I over did it with the caps?? Come on!! It's instructive material for the future generations!!!
I mean.... I think all Johnnys' fans would love to have close ups of their idols crotch, right????
Look look... do you see the shadows?? There's where Big Babu has been hidding from us!! Hmm... Yasu your hands are too close....
You know... when I look at Big Babu this close... I feel like Golum.. for some reason I start saying "My precious!!" and I don't share!! *bricked*
And how could I forget about Baru's orgasmic faces?????? Ok it started weirdly... but
Then it started to get to the nice view for all of us... You know... he's coming!!
*I'm so out of topic right now... But this worth it....*
He's almost there....
Hot.... Is it just me or it's getting hot in here....
And Yasu did some faces too....
The secnd one is pretty cute and pouty... but I have no words for the third one.... I'll keep Baru!!
And some sweets for the eyes....
Ok maybe just for mine... BUT NOOOO I'm not biased......
I think this is one of the best outfits I've ever seen Baru wearing!! He looks hot, and cool and cute all at the same time... waaah he looks so cute poiting at his forhead to Hina... cuuuuto... and then that smile with his tongue out..kyaaaaaaa
That smile... he those perfect teeth and then he sticks out his nose!! Waaah i love it looks so evil!!
You know you're famous, when you scratch your armpit in public and noone blames you for it..... Or you're just too hot so no one cares... Or both, like in this case....
Just becuz I couldn't keep going without mentioning this.... Some cute episodes in MUSIC STATION
Some one tripped.... who did???
Here you see Hina, walking so manly... suddenly something small trips by his side....
Hina: What's wrong with you... we're on National TV!! ..... What could the others answers be???
A1: Sorry.... Yoko pushed me and I almost fell...
A2: Sorry... Ohkura is kind of mad, he said he would cut me into pieces for not wanting a quiky backstage so I ran and fall....
A3: Sorry... but I'm cute, they'll forgive me
Ah... Yappari, Yasu.... so what's the final answer.... I don't know.. they all fit!!!
MaruBaru's Little World!!
So looking at the caps... (look how O_O Taxon looks.... he looks so lost is cute XD)
Baru: Maru... do you want to get kinki tonight??
Maru: Oh Baru.....
Baru: What about food.... you know let's get wild....
Maru: O_O Are you serious....??
Baru: Yeah you know like in those movies... let's use curry!!!
Maru: (here'swhere he sticks his tongue out XD) ewwww baru that's sooo unromantic... But... What about purin!!!
Baru: Oh RyuhEI... I love you... Kiss me...
And everyone is so lost in here... Taxon looks all spazz and Ryo... so angry!!... Ryo do you want to join???
And the mistery of the Touching Hand!!
It's rapping him.. that hand is raping Yasu!!! or more like his face!!... and... his nose!!
But then.. it left... and Yasu looks sad *I just had to ninjate Yokonbo here* .... and there's the raper... such an evil person!!!!
And for dessert?????
I don't think I will ever get over this.....
I mean.. who can???
^__^ Tomaaaa... I know you're still a JR!! *bricked* Just kidding... he's a true man LOLOL... yes I cleared the pic so we have a better look of it.... So cute ROFL... you can see the hair and all HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Summarzing.... What did you learn or what did we find out about Eito's true size packages?????
Not a damn thing... but we still love looking at them ^^
*This is purely for fun, nothing should be taken seriously!!!