OK, how about.... (now, with links that work!)
these http://www.zappos.com/trotters-jamie-white-pearlized-leather
or these http://www.zappos.com/soft-style-angel-ii-white-smooth
or these http://www.zappos.com/naturalizer-marianne-frost-leather
or these http://www.zappos.com/trotters-janna-white-pearl-soft-kid
or these http://www.zappos.com/annie-aquarius-ivory-satin
and I still need an opinion on this (which makes me happy. And increasingly makes me feel like I'm saying a big "fuck you" to whatever I end up wearing on my feet):
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36348856/party-bobble-hat
or these http://www.zappos.com/soft-style-angel-ii-white-smooth
or these http://www.zappos.com/naturalizer-marianne-frost-leather
or these http://www.zappos.com/trotters-janna-white-pearl-soft-kid
or these http://www.zappos.com/annie-aquarius-ivory-satin
and I still need an opinion on this (which makes me happy. And increasingly makes me feel like I'm saying a big "fuck you" to whatever I end up wearing on my feet):
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36348856/party-bobble-hat