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Based on a somewhat true incident! 98 words, TBJ!!!!
“Is that what I think it is?” Tracey squawked, utterly outraged.
Kelley nodded through her wince. “Yes.”
The pair turned as their detectives entered the DA’s office, faces immediately expressing disgust.
“What the hell is that?” Salazar groaned.
“Fearless leader blasted Bambi,” Kelley sighed.
“Hector, Lennie, when Arthur gets here, arrest him for bad taste,” Tracey ordered.
“I’ve got a better idea,” Lennie said.
A half hour later, when Arthur finally staggered in, nursing a hangover (damn that Jack anyway), he found his ten point trophy buck sporting a shades, a Mets cap, Mardi-Gras beads, and a cigarette.
“Is that what I think it is?” Tracey squawked, utterly outraged.
Kelley nodded through her wince. “Yes.”
The pair turned as their detectives entered the DA’s office, faces immediately expressing disgust.
“What the hell is that?” Salazar groaned.
“Fearless leader blasted Bambi,” Kelley sighed.
“Hector, Lennie, when Arthur gets here, arrest him for bad taste,” Tracey ordered.
“I’ve got a better idea,” Lennie said.
A half hour later, when Arthur finally staggered in, nursing a hangover (damn that Jack anyway), he found his ten point trophy buck sporting a shades, a Mets cap, Mardi-Gras beads, and a cigarette.