And now for some purty flowers

[lavvyan]

Sex and Pollen - For hullfire: sunflower/tulip, Fertilizer

Do I have to mention that biologically, this is completely impossible? Thought so. *g*

Follows the events of Flight of the Bumblebee. If, by any chance, you haven't come across the greenhouse verse yet, you might want to check out the index post and start from the beginning.

ETA: There's one

Comments

[jillsjourney]

It really is all about how you describe something, not necessarily what the something is. I've read actual sex scenes that were way less hot than this.

[lavvyan]

It's all about the metaphors. ;p

But, seriously, thank you! I never think anyone's actually reading this stuff. :D

[fledge]

But, seriously, thank you! I never think anyone's actually reading this stuff. :D

You're kidding?! You write some of the best crack EVAH *ggg*

I don't think there's another fandom, or another author, which could make flower pr0n so contextually IC.

I ought to make myself an homage icon: my fandom has FLOWER PORN!

[lavvyan]

*laughs* Nice icon. But a hommage icon would be cool, too. *g*

I don't think there's another author who'd even write this shit. ;)

[fledge]

Hehe thanks :) I think I must make this, for the stuff that's even crackier than penguins. And there may not be another author who'd *start* this but you know you have inspired some to follow in your compost scented footsteps *EG*

Also I have to point out spaggel. Turning John and Rodney into gingerbread cookies is pretty much on a par with flowers. And there's the whole trope of Rodneysaur ^_^ Egads I love this fandom!