And now for some purty flowers

[lavvyan]

Sex and Pollen - For hullfire: sunflower/tulip, Fertilizer

Do I have to mention that biologically, this is completely impossible? Thought so. *g*

Follows the events of Flight of the Bumblebee. If, by any chance, you haven't come across the greenhouse verse yet, you might want to check out the index post and start from the beginning.

ETA: There's one

Comments

[sars]

*g* Only you would write flower masturbation fic

[lavvyan]

But that's a good thing, right? ;)

[sars]

Totally *eg* Proof that you will pretty much write anything.

[lavvyan]

If properly motivated. Say, does this count as porn? It does, doesn't it? And crack's always a good thing, right? *tries to make the questions sound completely casual*

[beadattitude]

Honestly. This should not be so hot!

[lavvyan]

Believe me, I know! But who can resist the mental image of a flower coming all over itself? *g*

[jillsjourney]

It really is all about how you describe something, not necessarily what the something is. I've read actual sex scenes that were way less hot than this.

[lavvyan]

It's all about the metaphors. ;p

But, seriously, thank you! I never think anyone's actually reading this stuff. :D

[fledge]

But, seriously, thank you! I never think anyone's actually reading this stuff. :D

You're kidding?! You write some of the best crack EVAH *ggg*

I don't think there's another fandom, or another author, which could make flower pr0n so contextually IC.

I ought to make myself an homage icon: my fandom has FLOWER PORN!

[lavvyan]

*laughs* Nice icon. But a hommage icon would be cool, too. *g*

I don't think there's another author who'd even write this shit. ;)

[ceares]

*blushes* Um, I can never go into the garden again.

[lavvyan]

The village I live? Is surrounded by fields framed by sunflowers. Imagine my face. *g*

[tagetes]

I know I shouldn´t be surprised, but I am. Every time :-)

[lavvyan]

It is my mission in life to send your mind to the crazy place. ;)

[tagetes]

I always claim that I was completely normal until I stumbled upon SGA fandom.

Which of course is not so entirely true but I have to have some kind of excuse.