Breakfast of Champions, or The Adventures of Zombie!Rodney (McKay/Sheppard, R)
For looking4tarzan: John/Rodney, OMFG!ZOMBIES
Rodney stand on bridge and watch little planet go bigger. When planet big enough, Rodney press buttons and make ship land. Rodney know how. Rodney smart.
John stand next to him and bump his shoulder. He do that a lot. Rodney remember they share bed. Then Rodney's penis fall off. Now they share brains.
"Braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnns." Yum.
Rodney have brains. Nobody eat him. Ship pick them up from mountain. They halfway to city when he and John get sick and die. Then there is itch in space behind his nose and he wake up. He go look for John and find long-haired man. He remember he not like long-haired man but he hungry. Long-haired man shriek, "What are you doing walking around? This is unsanitary, I'll report you all!" Rodney eat him. He find John eat little grey man. He got big brain. They share but it taste bad and Rodney spit it out. John pat his neck.
People they eat come back. They real dumb. They not have brain like Rodney. He order them around a lot. He have fun. Little grey man not come back. Rodney stuff him and rest of brain into closet when he stumble over him third time. Rodney know how to open doors. Rodney smart. Also hungry.
Last woman Rodney find not scream. She glare and shoot him. He grab her and lick her ear before he bite it off. Her scent taste like small yellow fruit. Rodney clutch his neck and gurgle before he remember: he dead. He glare back and eat her.
That a few days ago. He not eat since. John say they have food soon. Rodney know but he smile at John. John happy when Rodney smile. Rodney like when John happy. He like John.
Little planet really big now. John look at Rodney and raise remaining eyebrow. Rodney press buttons. John bump his shoulder again. This time Rodney bump back. He think he can see city.
He really hungry.
Rodney stand on bridge and watch little planet go bigger. When planet big enough, Rodney press buttons and make ship land. Rodney know how. Rodney smart.
John stand next to him and bump his shoulder. He do that a lot. Rodney remember they share bed. Then Rodney's penis fall off. Now they share brains.
"Braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnns." Yum.
Rodney have brains. Nobody eat him. Ship pick them up from mountain. They halfway to city when he and John get sick and die. Then there is itch in space behind his nose and he wake up. He go look for John and find long-haired man. He remember he not like long-haired man but he hungry. Long-haired man shriek, "What are you doing walking around? This is unsanitary, I'll report you all!" Rodney eat him. He find John eat little grey man. He got big brain. They share but it taste bad and Rodney spit it out. John pat his neck.
People they eat come back. They real dumb. They not have brain like Rodney. He order them around a lot. He have fun. Little grey man not come back. Rodney stuff him and rest of brain into closet when he stumble over him third time. Rodney know how to open doors. Rodney smart. Also hungry.
Last woman Rodney find not scream. She glare and shoot him. He grab her and lick her ear before he bite it off. Her scent taste like small yellow fruit. Rodney clutch his neck and gurgle before he remember: he dead. He glare back and eat her.
That a few days ago. He not eat since. John say they have food soon. Rodney know but he smile at John. John happy when Rodney smile. Rodney like when John happy. He like John.
Little planet really big now. John look at Rodney and raise remaining eyebrow. Rodney press buttons. John bump his shoulder again. This time Rodney bump back. He think he can see city.
He really hungry.