This is me sinking to new lows. But at least I'm aware of it.

[lavvyan]

Title: Size 7 ½
Rating: PG-13, I think
Pairings/Genre: A John/Rodney with thwarted John/Elizabeth and brief Elizabeth/Kavanagh singing and dancing extravaganza Cinderella AU with a little genderfuck thrown in. Yeah, I know. *goes look for her dried frog pills*
Word Count: ~10,500
Summary: All it takes is a zig-ziggy-zoom. Because, really, Radek is

Comments

You are to be revered not shot!

[frappels]

I bow down to the master of the cracked-out AU's!

I've read your Garden-verse and I thought nothing could come close to the sheer crack of that so I was a bit nervous clicking onto this fic. My fears were unjustified; simply spectacular! I am in awe - thank you!

You're saying that now

[lavvyan]

Thank you very much! Though I'm not sure this beats flower mpreg. ;)

Would you believe I'm really an angst writer? *g*

[sars]

There are no words that can adequately expresse my absolute glee :D

I was cackling away through the entire thing, and omg, everytime they launched into song *snorts*

Seriously. Best. Evah.

Zig-ziggy-zoom! *cackles*

You win at everything *bg*

[sars]

Woops, I forget something.

The moral of this story? Send lavvyan ridiculous cracky movies in the mail.

[sars]

Also, the visual of Rodney trotting down the road carrying a pumpkin made me laugh out loud. I think hubby thinks I'm a bit wacky :)

[lavvyan]

I think hubby thinks I'm a bit wacky

It took him this long to notice? *runs away*

[jimandblair]

::laughs:: Oh, classic, I've sniggered throughout reading this. My laugh out loud moments:

1. "Zig-ziggy-zoom?" Rodney echoed incredulously.

2. "You make me sound like a gay knight," Rodney complained

3. and gone are all my muscles and my… well."

4. She waited until he was a good deal into the room, then she gathered up her stupid frilly gown and ran.

le piece de resistance
"Oh, please, what is this, cliché central? I'll have you know I-"

mini-edit
John sang sincerely, wiping his sweaty palms on his trouser[(s) or pants]

[lavvyan]

Heee, thank you! *beams* I love it when someone tells me what they liked best! :D

And thanks for the head's up! *runs to edit*

[mangst]

I like your fairy tales better than those boring disney ones. :) Well done!

[lavvyan]

Thank you! Although I love Disney movies. :)

[mellyna]

Oh my *flails* Seriously, I have no words. You write the best crack!fic ever. Thanks for sharing.

[lavvyan]

Thank you! Though I'm mostly an accidental crack writer. I never set out to do so.