What do men want?!?!

Mar 01, 2004 23:40

What do men want?!?! well, theres the obvious (milkshakes, handjobs, etc.) and then there's the REAL answer...i asked every man i knew and my good buddy andrew was the ONLY one to give me an answer that made sense and that DID NOT make me wanna kick him sqaure in the crotch! and LADIES...behold the wisdom that is Big A!

LavenderBABEE913: serious question...what the hell do men want from women?! >:o
AndrewJSwanekamp: sex, a sandwich, and compainionship
LavenderBABEE913: i mean really want..and why don't they just tell us...?
AndrewJSwanekamp: i know, seriously, good companionship comes first, a warm body to hold comes second, and good sex never hurts
AndrewJSwanekamp: and we don't tell you because men are generally kinda stupid and don't want to admit that they need anything but the last one
LavenderBABEE913: hahaha ok...so what happens when a girl just wants a dude that eats red meat, drinks beer, watches stupid movies, and plays dorky video games with her? and the guy claims that's what he wants in a girl, but then walks all over her like a welcome mat? i'm so confused....
LavenderBABEE913: like did i miss a memo or something....
AndrewJSwanekamp: nope, he's justa retard
AndrewJSwanekamp: most guys won't do that
LavenderBABEE913: *sigh*
AndrewJSwanekamp: but i gotta go get rid of some red meat right now, so i'll talk to ya later
LavenderBABEE913: hahaha good luck with alla that! haha
AndrewJSwanekamp: stay strong kiddo
LavenderBABEE913: i'll try...:-\

p.s. Thanks, Big A! You da man...(and i'm rick james bitch!)
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