But what about...

[laviniaspeaks]

...making a theatre piece/score out of nothing but surrealist directions. Instead of the mundane, "please enter left," you cry out some of the following:

-Please do not forget the rhinosaurus
-Rain with the fingers on your right hand
-Exit as only Mary Poppins can
-End with something impossible
-Fish in Norway
-Stripes see what spots hear
-Lions and tigers and llamas, now what?