Amen Sister.
Something a stress out women might say
>1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
>2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
>3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
>4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
>5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
>6. Do I look like a people person?
>7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
>8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
>9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
>10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless
>acts of self-control?
>11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
>12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
>13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
>14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
>15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
>to sleep yet!
>16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
>17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
>18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
>19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
>20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
>22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
>23.You look like shit. Is that the style now?
>24. Earth is full. Go home.
>25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
>26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
>27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
>28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
>29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
>30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-shit?
>1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
>2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
>3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
>4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
>5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
>6. Do I look like a people person?
>7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
>8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
>9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
>10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless
>acts of self-control?
>11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
>12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
>13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
>14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
>15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
>to sleep yet!
>16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
>17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
>18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
>19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
>20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
>22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
>23.You look like shit. Is that the style now?
>24. Earth is full. Go home.
>25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
>26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
>27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
>28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
>29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
>30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-shit?