rewatching "armageddon"
So I realised that I need a little time off from my TDK and PB obsessions and decided to watch any of the old movies in my collection. Turns out the universe have other plans. And that my brother is a genius weirdo.
sharkina: I think I'm gonna watch Armageddon.
Little brother Ki: What's "am a degon"?
sharkina: Armageddon. You know, that space movie.
Ki: No.
sharkina: You have never watched Armageddon?!? The most craptastic popcorn movie of all time? Granted it's older than you, but never ever??
Ki: No! What's it about?!
sharkina: It's about a group of people trying to save the world. With many, many, many explosions. You're gonna love it.
Ki: Okay!
Ki: *reads DVD cover* Bruce Willis! He always play the hero.
sharkina: Haha, yeah.
Ki: Michael Bay! Isn't he the... what do you call it... maker of Transformers?
sharkina: ...Exactly how many times have you watched that movie? That you even know the director?!
Ki: Hehehe. If this movie is like Transformers, yes! Great!
Ki: Who is that?
sharkina: Owen Wilson.
Ki: What movie has he been in?
sharkina: *distracted* Shanghai Knights, Meet The Parents, Wedding Crashers...wait, you don't watch that. Um, that's all I remember.
Ki: He looks very familiar! What movie have I seen him in?
sharkina: I don't know! Can we watch first and read Owen Wilson's resume later?
*ten seconds later*
Ki: Night at the Museum!
sharkina: That was Ben Stiller!
Ki: No, Owen Wilson is one of the small people.
sharkina: ... Oh yeah. How did you even remember that??
Ki: *shrug*
Ki: WHOA! Look at his muscles!
sharkina: LOL.
Ki: He's the guy from The Green Mile, right?
sharkina: Yeah. You're good! :D
Ki: He's so funny here! Bear! Hahah!
(he cried watching The Green Mile, by the way)
Ki: Isn't she the woman from Lord of the Rings?
sharkina: Yes. Actually I'd be surprised if you didn't know, since I've only watched the movies like 4532 times.
Ki: Hehehe.
Ki: He's the guy from Agent Cody Banks!
sharkina: I've never watched that so I don't know. And stop it.
Ki: Stop what?
sharkina: Guessing people and stuff.
Ki: *shrug*
Ki: MAHOOOOOOOOONE!
sharkina: No, it's not...
Ki: YES MAHOOOOOOOOOOONE!
sharkina: OMFG LMAO HE'S IN THIS I TOTALLY FORGOT
Ki: He looks handsome.
sharkina: Duh. And who was the one who made fun of me when I said I liked him in Prison Break? Hmmm?
Ki: That's because I don't like him in Prison Break!
sharkina: Your loss then!
(Oh wow, this is so helping me to forget Will Fichtner. Not.)
Ki: Is that... Abruzzi?
sharkina: I'm not even gonna comment.
Ki: I liked Abruzzi. He was cool.
sharkina: I agree.
Ki: It's stupid Mahone's fault Abruzzi's dead!
sharkina: Excuse me, he wasn't the one who shot him!
Ki: Yeah, but his people did!
sharkina: Abruzzi should have surrendered then he wouldn't be shot in the first place.
Ki: Still Mahone's fault.
sharkina: Whateverrrr.
sharkina: I'm curious. Who are you supporting here?
Ki: Mahone.
sharkina: LOL I think you're kind of missing the point of this movie. And his name is not Mahone, it's Sharp.
Ki: I don't care, Mahone's cool! His hair is awesome.
sharkina: ...
sharkina: No comments?
Ki: I'm sleepy. Shhh.
Ki: THAT WAS AMAZING! LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
sharkina: Hahahah, funny. But I said you'd like it, didn't I?
Ki: YES! The explosions! And Mahone is super cool! I like him!
sharkina: His name is Sharp!
Ki: *ignores* His hair is cool and he knows how to drive the rocket -
sharkina: - it's a shuttle -
Ki: *ignores* - really well! He's a great pilot! And he's handsome! How come he looks ugly in Prison Break?
sharkina: Oh, thanks a lot.
Ki: Tomorrow we watch it again, okay?
sharkina: *dies* No recommending movies for you again, ever.
He's nine. Show me a nine-year-old who can remember actors from other movies and have conversations about Prison Break and I'll send you a cookie, seriously. Just yesterday he was talking about being kicked out of the house if you don't pay your bills and taxes, and I asked him how he knew all that. He said, "I watched The Pursuit of Happiness last night. He didn't pay the bills and he had no home. It was sad." Everyone says he's an old soul but he still astounds me sometimes.
Off to flist now. Have a fantastic weekend, lovelies ♥
P.S. For a movie that was done 10 years ago, the special effects are amazing. And it's seriously made of so much funny and cheese. "You don't know the components!" "American components, Russian components; all made in Taiwan!" LOL.
sharkina: I think I'm gonna watch Armageddon.
Little brother Ki: What's "am a degon"?
sharkina: Armageddon. You know, that space movie.
Ki: No.
sharkina: You have never watched Armageddon?!? The most craptastic popcorn movie of all time? Granted it's older than you, but never ever??
Ki: No! What's it about?!
sharkina: It's about a group of people trying to save the world. With many, many, many explosions. You're gonna love it.
Ki: Okay!
Ki: *reads DVD cover* Bruce Willis! He always play the hero.
sharkina: Haha, yeah.
Ki: Michael Bay! Isn't he the... what do you call it... maker of Transformers?
sharkina: ...Exactly how many times have you watched that movie? That you even know the director?!
Ki: Hehehe. If this movie is like Transformers, yes! Great!
Ki: Who is that?
sharkina: Owen Wilson.
Ki: What movie has he been in?
sharkina: *distracted* Shanghai Knights, Meet The Parents, Wedding Crashers...wait, you don't watch that. Um, that's all I remember.
Ki: He looks very familiar! What movie have I seen him in?
sharkina: I don't know! Can we watch first and read Owen Wilson's resume later?
*ten seconds later*
Ki: Night at the Museum!
sharkina: That was Ben Stiller!
Ki: No, Owen Wilson is one of the small people.
sharkina: ... Oh yeah. How did you even remember that??
Ki: *shrug*
Ki: WHOA! Look at his muscles!
sharkina: LOL.
Ki: He's the guy from The Green Mile, right?
sharkina: Yeah. You're good! :D
Ki: He's so funny here! Bear! Hahah!
(he cried watching The Green Mile, by the way)
Ki: Isn't she the woman from Lord of the Rings?
sharkina: Yes. Actually I'd be surprised if you didn't know, since I've only watched the movies like 4532 times.
Ki: Hehehe.
Ki: He's the guy from Agent Cody Banks!
sharkina: I've never watched that so I don't know. And stop it.
Ki: Stop what?
sharkina: Guessing people and stuff.
Ki: *shrug*
Ki: MAHOOOOOOOOONE!
sharkina: No, it's not...
Ki: YES MAHOOOOOOOOOOONE!
sharkina: OMFG LMAO HE'S IN THIS I TOTALLY FORGOT
Ki: He looks handsome.
sharkina: Duh. And who was the one who made fun of me when I said I liked him in Prison Break? Hmmm?
Ki: That's because I don't like him in Prison Break!
sharkina: Your loss then!
(Oh wow, this is so helping me to forget Will Fichtner. Not.)
Ki: Is that... Abruzzi?
sharkina: I'm not even gonna comment.
Ki: I liked Abruzzi. He was cool.
sharkina: I agree.
Ki: It's stupid Mahone's fault Abruzzi's dead!
sharkina: Excuse me, he wasn't the one who shot him!
Ki: Yeah, but his people did!
sharkina: Abruzzi should have surrendered then he wouldn't be shot in the first place.
Ki: Still Mahone's fault.
sharkina: Whateverrrr.
sharkina: I'm curious. Who are you supporting here?
Ki: Mahone.
sharkina: LOL I think you're kind of missing the point of this movie. And his name is not Mahone, it's Sharp.
Ki: I don't care, Mahone's cool! His hair is awesome.
sharkina: ...
sharkina: No comments?
Ki: I'm sleepy. Shhh.
Ki: THAT WAS AMAZING! LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
sharkina: Hahahah, funny. But I said you'd like it, didn't I?
Ki: YES! The explosions! And Mahone is super cool! I like him!
sharkina: His name is Sharp!
Ki: *ignores* His hair is cool and he knows how to drive the rocket -
sharkina: - it's a shuttle -
Ki: *ignores* - really well! He's a great pilot! And he's handsome! How come he looks ugly in Prison Break?
sharkina: Oh, thanks a lot.
Ki: Tomorrow we watch it again, okay?
sharkina: *dies* No recommending movies for you again, ever.
He's nine. Show me a nine-year-old who can remember actors from other movies and have conversations about Prison Break and I'll send you a cookie, seriously. Just yesterday he was talking about being kicked out of the house if you don't pay your bills and taxes, and I asked him how he knew all that. He said, "I watched The Pursuit of Happiness last night. He didn't pay the bills and he had no home. It was sad." Everyone says he's an old soul but he still astounds me sometimes.
Off to flist now. Have a fantastic weekend, lovelies ♥
P.S. For a movie that was done 10 years ago, the special effects are amazing. And it's seriously made of so much funny and cheese. "You don't know the components!" "American components, Russian components; all made in Taiwan!" LOL.