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Ok I'm living in the past. It has come to this. But, hey, I liked this post from back in June of 2006, so here it is again:
Procrastinator's Guide Chapter 7: Guilt and Dental Floss [18 Jun 2006|10:25pm]
If you're the "morally concerned" procrastinator, you may often have feelings of angst or even guilt as once friends decide they're tired of waiting for a response to last month's email, your mother wonders why her Mother's Day gift is arriving on Father's Day, your boss is still waiting on that report you've claimed to be "extra thorough" on and your dog really has to pee.
After years of study and experiments in our labs, we've finally come out with the perfect solution to these uncomfortable feelings: floss.
Flossing relieves years of guilt drilled into the psyche by bright lights and men in plastic glasses with face masks. You'll feel productive, clean, and really responsible. I mean, who flosses? Only responsible people floss. And if you floss each time the unease of finishing that paper an hour before it's due comes sweating out your little stress pores, you'll end up going to the dentist a flosser!
That is, if you manage to make an appointment. The results of dental floss usage have proved surprising in all candidates who showed up for study.
We'll post those results later...
Procrastinator's Guide Chapter 7: Guilt and Dental Floss [18 Jun 2006|10:25pm]
If you're the "morally concerned" procrastinator, you may often have feelings of angst or even guilt as once friends decide they're tired of waiting for a response to last month's email, your mother wonders why her Mother's Day gift is arriving on Father's Day, your boss is still waiting on that report you've claimed to be "extra thorough" on and your dog really has to pee.
After years of study and experiments in our labs, we've finally come out with the perfect solution to these uncomfortable feelings: floss.
Flossing relieves years of guilt drilled into the psyche by bright lights and men in plastic glasses with face masks. You'll feel productive, clean, and really responsible. I mean, who flosses? Only responsible people floss. And if you floss each time the unease of finishing that paper an hour before it's due comes sweating out your little stress pores, you'll end up going to the dentist a flosser!
That is, if you manage to make an appointment. The results of dental floss usage have proved surprising in all candidates who showed up for study.
We'll post those results later...