Joke of the day
CHINESE SICK LEAVE "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.