The Catholic and The Blonde
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new
Catholic husband had settled! down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to
her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she remarked, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I
have ever heard!
Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new
Catholic husband had settled! down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to
her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she remarked, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I
have ever heard!
Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'