So Nostalgic...
For the past two days, I've been going through my yahoo messenger archives looking for a conversation fencer_x and I had about what the perfect Samurai Mode 2 would be like. I haven't found it yet (mostly because apparently we talk a lot), but I've definitely found some other interesting things. So I'm going to share some with you! (It's gonna be all *pnish*-related, so just go ahead and skip it if you have no interest in them.
fencer_x: "What's your best feature Tsuchiya-san?" "My cute odeko!" "And yours, Moriyama-san?" "Oh gotta be my awesome cock~"
notsoveryberi: ...This is the point where some other member jumps in and confirms this. XD
fencer_x: Tuti: "Oh god don't get him started on his dick..." Daiki: "It totally is! I've seen it like a bajillion times -- this one time, it had this wart on it, and I kept telling him to go get it removed but he's so shy he wouldn't go and then I told him I had an uncle like that once and his dick fell off and I had to call him obachan after that and then Eiji went ^_^"
notsoveryberi: ...Thank you for the lovely mental image, Daiki. XD;;
fencer_x: Wasshi: *tries to escape, tries so so hard*
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(This one requires a screenshot so you can get the full effect of the smileys).
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notsoveryberi: But, putting your hatred for Santies aside, it sure looks like you'll be able to pick up something interesting this year, if those pictures are anything to go by. XD
fencer_x: Santies Brand Tanning Lotion?
fencer_x: "Sweating to the Oldies with Santies"?
fencer_x: (god a pnish exercise tape -- I WOULD BE SO THIN)
notsoveryberi: (Hahaha, omg it's true! XD)
fencer_x: "Now we're gonna do 20 reps of pelvic thrusts!"
notsoveryberi: "Ten consecutive high karate kicks! Then cool down with your Sexy Pose."
fencer_x: "Ten pushups then jump back up into a flexing pose!"
notsoveryberi: What fantastic dance moves these guys have. XD
fencer_x: XD
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fencer_x: haha wow I just remembered
fencer_x: I read in reader's digest that smoking and alcohol abuse can contribute to erectile dysfunction
fencer_x: and now I totally want to read a story about Tuti going soft
fencer_x: and all the embarrassment associated therewith 8D
notsoveryberi: ...I can't imagine why the thought of Eiji smoking made you remember this. THAT IS NOT A GOOD CORRELATION!
fencer_x: 8D
notsoveryberi: It'd be sorta like Eiji vs Master... only Tuti has no cat to blame his 'problem' on. XD
fencer_x: XD poor guy~
fencer_x: "Tsuchiya-san, you have three vices: booze, cigarettes, and sex. You may keep any two."
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notsoveryberi: Anyway, thank god you're back! I almost had to read porn!
fencer_x: .................brb, stuff.
notsoveryberi: OH NO YOU DON'T
fencer_x: XD
notsoveryberi: Actually, I was briefly distracted by thinking about how hot Eiji's arms are. XD
fencer_x: well continue to read, there are more of Eiji's hot manparts to address!
notsoveryberi: Oh yes, there certainly are!
notsoveryberi: ...But I don't want DAIKI touching them!
fencer_x: too bad 8D He's got his Leaderjuice ALL over them.
notsoveryberi: Ewwwwww~ Leaderjuice.
fencer_x: .............................that's a really bad euphemism.
notsoveryberi: It so is. XD
fencer_x: What's Eiji's, Sexyjuice?
notsoveryberi: Yeah, that sounds about right. XD
fencer_x: and Tuti's and Wasshi's?
notsoveryberi: Um... I have no clue.
fencer_x: ....Wildjuice? XD
notsoveryberi: I was just gonna say Tutijuice, but that's so uncreative. XD
notsoveryberi: I thought of that!
fencer_x: Dekojuice? Or is that sweat? XD
notsoveryberi: Yeah, I considered that too. XD
notsoveryberi: ...Tutijuice probably contains a small portion of alcohol, knowing him.
fencer_x: Tuti juice sounds like a DRINK he made up.
fencer_x: and would thus be nothing BUT alcohol XD
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fencer_x: the porntrain came to stop at MoriDaiki station I guess...
notsoveryberi: But it was SO CLOSE to the Eiji/Tuti exit!
fencer_x: Well, you could get off at the TutiNaga station next, and change trains to an east-bounder, but you might have to catch a southbound one at Besshicantgetlaid to make the full trip.
notsoveryberi: Well maybe if Besshicantgetlaid was situated neatly between MoriDaiki station and EijiTuti, things would be different... XD
fencer_x: Well there's already a station there--Wasshizstrait.
notsoveryberi: ...I don't think anyone ever gets off there. I hear it's full of massage parlors, though.
fencer_x: good bananas too.
notsoveryberi: Of course. How could I forget the bananas?
fencer_x: and for added convenience, there are Banana Case shops at both Moridaiki AND Eijituti stations.
notsoveryberi: Well now that IS convenient! Everybody needs a good, safe place to put their banana.
fencer_x: XDDDD
notsoveryberi: ...I dunno, that somehow sounded sexual. XD
fencer_x: I can't imagine why XD
notsoveryberi: Nothing to do with porn, I'm sure. >_>
fencer_x: oh absolutely not
notsoveryberi: Well... maybe it has something to do with my thoughts turning to the implication of Wasshi's love for bananas and Eiji's banana CASE... XD;;
fencer_x: .......ok when did the porntrain stop anywhere NEAR Santies Station? THAT'S CLEAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CITY!
notsoveryberi: I'M SORRY I CLEARLY DON'T KNOW THE LAYOUT OF GAYACTORLAND AS WELL AS YOU!
fencer_x: D: geez, get a map.
notsoveryberi: I really should.
notsoveryberi: But clearly your problem lies with always being at the wrong station. Maybe once in a while you should venture out of TutiNaga and MoriDaiki station and explore some others! XD
fencer_x: Well as you know I've been contemplating BesshiTecchan Eki, but...there's just not enough draw to it for me yet.
notsoveryberi: Still staying away from Santies Station, huh? But that's clearly where all the action is!
fencer_x: cleeeeaaaaaarly.
fencer_x: I think I'd set up with those hobos over in EijiTuti station before I ventured into such unknown parts as Santies Station
notsoveryberi: EijiTuti station has no hobos! :P
fencer_x: well it stinks of hobos :D
fencer_x: and crazies
notsoveryberi: Right... Just like how TutiNaga station is painted with god awful pink stripes and brightly colored flowers. It's like a crayon box vomited in there.
fencer_x: But it's home :x
notsoveryberi: ...Only if you're colorblind.
fencer_x: hey, your station has flowers and godawful patterns too!
fencer_x: and does a station really need 3 saunas, 2 gyms, and 2 hair salons??
fencer_x: the hairsalons I'm SURE EijiTuti station doesn't need >_> >_> >_> *coughcough*
notsoveryberi: What, like TutiNaga station doesn't have a Tully's and 2 Starbucks?
fencer_x: coffee's good for the blood >_>
notsoveryberi: But seriously... all that coffee and NO bathroom?
fencer_x: there's a bathroom. You just have to brave the checkered decor. Which, admittedly, wasn't a horribly good idea on the designer's part
notsoveryberi: This is true. One can only handle so much checker print.
notsoveryberi: Especially after all those flowers and stripes. It's enough to make one dizzy.
notsoveryberi: But I will admit that maybe EijiTuti station has too many mirrors. Sometimes it's like a funhouse in there.
fencer_x: definitely agreed o__O
notsoveryberi: But EijiTuti station definitely has a better selection of food vendors.
fencer_x: you forget, half the restaurants there are in TutiNaga station as well!
fencer_x: the other half...are, unfortunately, Starbucks.
notsoveryberi: ...All curry.
fencer_x: stfu it's GOOD CURRY.
notsoveryberi: I know, I know, "Don't knock it 'til you try it" and all that. XD
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fencer_x: Tuti would never do something like this, it's part of why I love him so much. He respects himself too much (and well, doesn't like TV acting so much)
notsoveryberi: Yeah, he's a very old man and old people are useless.
fencer_x: Nagayan I feel like sometimes just gets roped into this stuff by his manager.
notsoveryberi: ...Sorry, that line was just begging to be quoted. XD;;
fencer_x: ....I dunno it XD
notsoveryberi: It's from the Simpsons.
fencer_x: ......................somehow I KNEW that XDDDDD
notsoveryberi: God, I quote them all the time! XD
fencer_x: I read it and had no idea, but thought it sounded like a homer quote XD
notsoveryberi: I was gonna continue it and say "Old people don't need friends. They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have that can be extracted for our personal use."
fencer_x: SOYLENT GREEN IS EIJIIIIIII!!!!
notsoveryberi: OH GOD!! XD
fencer_x: ....................................
notsoveryberi: I know this show like the back of my hand, for reals. XD;;
fencer_x: I can think of effective nutrient-extraction techniques to be used on Eiji.
notsoveryberi: Which is precisely why he goes after the YOUNGEST member of *pnish*.
notsoveryberi: ...Or rather, the other way around, I think.
fencer_x: it'd seem more like they'd be the ones going after HIM >_> to get his precious...precious...nutrients >_>
fencer_x: lmao
notsoveryberi: He obviously still has SOME nutrients left, if those recent BuriMyu photos are any indication. *_____*
fencer_x: XD or he's getting replenished from someone else
fencer_x: at his age, I think he'd need to tap a COUPLE of "barrels" >_>
notsoveryberi: Do you think he still has the energy for it? XD
notsoveryberi: I mean, for multiple... tappings?
fencer_x: probably not as many as before
notsoveryberi: Poor guy. He clearly needs someone with energy enough to do all the work FOR him.
fencer_x: well what with his constant fainting and falling down stairs
fencer_x: it's obvious he was going through a dryspell then
fencer_x: or
fencer_x: HAD BEEN TAPPED TOO MANY TIMES HIMSELF
fencer_x: SEX IS KILLING EIJI
fencer_x: ABORT
fencer_x: ABORT
notsoveryberi: How could the one thing that keeps him going also be the one thing killing him?
fencer_x: it's the direction, I guess
fencer_x: is he tapping or being tapped?
notsoveryberi: Is... he like a male version of a fembot? >_>
fencer_x: while being tapped may be fun at the moment
fencer_x: it DRAINS HIM OF..............................nutrients.
fencer_x: I guess? XD
notsoveryberi: He's all "sex sex sex sex sex", but then TOO MUCH sex makes his head explode? XD
fencer_x: it's a sad addiction ;_;
notsoveryberi: It is.
fencer_x: maybe he really will go off and be a celibate monk with llamas like I predicted.
notsoveryberi: Perhaps he'd benefit from two partners tapping each other for his benefit and... giving him the nutrients they've extracted?
notsoveryberi: Good animals, alpacas. XD
fencer_x: alpacas, right XD
fencer_x: and good god
fencer_x: the euphemisms in that statement you just made
fencer_x: ACE XD;;;;
notsoveryberi: I was seriously ready to just give up and be all "Aw fuck it. Eiji needs a threesome." XD
fencer_x: (though I'm concerned--Tuti and Daiki, Tuti and Nagayan, or Tuti and someone else, because.............XDDDDDD)
notsoveryberi: (For OUR mutual benefit, let's say Tuti and Nagayan.)
fencer_x: if I allow myself to consider this as some strange AU where Eiji must consume semen to stay alive and Tuti and Daiki are his male mistresses or something and both love him so much and want to save him
fencer_x: good lord, it sounds like a 50s scifi soap opera
fencer_x: I think the whole plan just kind of went to pieces at "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF EIJIIIIII!!!!"
notsoveryberi: It sounds like a campy 70s porn disguising itself as a legitimate - but small budgeted - R-rated flick.
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, I think it did too. XD YOU SEE WHAT THE SIMPSONS DOES!
fencer_x: I DO, I'M SORRY XD
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This one here is being included at the request of fencer_x herself.
fencer_x: I'm trying to imagine him and/or Nagayan on [Project Runway]
fencer_x: hell, all these guys on there
fencer_x: Tuti would be gone in an instant
notsoveryberi: Nagayan would get slammed for being a one-trick pony, I think.
fencer_x: "Tsuchiya-san, your inconsistent use of floral patterns and conflicting color combinations failed to wow the judges. I'm sorry, but you're out."
fencer_x: I think we should be very afraid if that show ever comes here I can't imagine Nagayan wouldn't at least THINK of trying out
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, that's a scary thought.
fencer_x: though I dunno how good an actual seamst...er? he is.
notsoveryberi: I can't imagine he's very good at making women's clothing. ...Aside from shirts.
fencer_x: not for women with breasts at least
fencer_x: so he might be okay XD
notsoveryberi: None of the models have breasts anyway. XD
fencer_x: exactly XD
notsoveryberi: Can you imagine him trying to explain his designs to the judges?
fencer_x: I would kill to see him "collaborate" with people
fencer_x: "all right first, I think we need to set up some sexual tension--I find I collaborate best that way"
fencer_x: "Can I give you a handjob or something?"
fencer_x: "For this outfit, I was going for a...skull theme. And so--I put some of my plaid and tartan here, and some stripes over here--I think it really speaks that it's my design."
notsoveryberi: ...The censors would love this show. XD
fencer_x: the random dragqueen episode, and they bring in Yuzawa-san.
notsoveryberi: Oh god. XD
fencer_x: and Kimeru
fencer_x: Eiji gnaws on a banana the entire time he works
notsoveryberi: And designs everything to highlight ladyparts.
fencer_x: "Moriyama-san, I'm curious about your creation here, it looks almost like...you stuffed her bra..."
notsoveryberi: "Well you see, part of my aesthetic is... I like boobs. So as a designer, I wanted to show that off. I think it turned out better than I expected."
fencer_x: LMFAO
fencer_x: "And as you can see on the bussel here, I've actually stitched in two MORE boobs over her ass..."
notsoveryberi: HAHAHAHA! XD Okay, I reaaaaaaally need to be getting to bed. XD But we should continue this conversation tomorrow~
fencer_x: definitely XDDDD
fencer_x: dude you need to do a pic with one of the challenges where they have to dress a fellow designer XD
notsoveryberi: And Tuti and Nagayan dress each other?
fencer_x: "So Nagayama-san, you were...heavy-metal grunge goth. Let's see your model--Tsuchiya-san?"
notsoveryberi: "I'm confused. Nagayama-san, I don't think pink has any relevance to goth OR heavy-metal. It looks more like Tsuchiya-san is going to a pop concert."
fencer_x: "Katou-san, are you pleased with the outfit Tsuchiya-san designed for you?" "Well, I guess the outfit's nice, but...he kept stabbing me with needles trying to stitch it on me, and he wasn't really nice during fitting."
notsoveryberi: (At this point, Tuti shoots Gaku a death glare.)
fencer_x: he's like Kenley, "You're all against me!"
notsoveryberi: "I was right on target! I think it looks perfect!"
notsoveryberi: Gaku's like that kind of guy who would somehow miraculously make it to the final 4 even though his stuff usually looks like crap and everyone hates him because they think he should've gotten kicked off 5 episodes ago.
fencer_x: so, Kenley XD
notsoveryberi: Or Wendy, if you've seen the 1st season.
fencer_x: I've seen it, but I think I forgot her XD;
notsoveryberi: After you left earlier, I completely gave up on my drawing, I'm afraid.
fencer_x: ;_;
notsoveryberi: It was too hard to come up with an idea for what Nagayan was wearing.
notsoveryberi): Currently... he looks pretty gay. Which I suppose makes him fit right in on PR.
fencer_x: there's only usually 1 or 2 straight guys on there each cycle, right? XD
fencer_x: Gaku can be one
fencer_x: ...and I have no idea who the other would be 8D
fencer_x: Kimeru
notsoveryberi: Really... Kime?
notsoveryberi: But I thought he was a drag queen!
fencer_x: ...duh, he's so straight
fencer_x: lmao XD wasn't that Yuzawa?
notsoveryberi: I thought you had Kime be a drag queen too.
fencer_x: ok FINE XD
fencer_x: who else could be straight?
fencer_x: Tenchou?
notsoveryberi: Yes! OMG I was JUST going to suggest him.
fencer_x: XDDDDD
notsoveryberi: I'm still not quite sure how Eiji ended up a designer on this show, but he seems to kind of balance out all the gay with his love of boobs. So I'll allow it. XD
fencer_x: ace XD
fencer_x: what about Wasshi?
fencer_x: don't they usually have some challenge where they have to design for an entertainer?
notsoveryberi: I was thinking of having him dress Nagayan for this make believe "challenge." Which is likely why Nagayan looks so gay. XD
fencer_x: a singer or something for a concert?
notsoveryberi: Something like that.
notsoveryberi: I couldn't imagine Kime being the entertainer. He'd be so picky. XD
fencer_x: maybe that'd make him perfect XD
fencer_x: Wasshi'd see them all and be like, "umm yeah great! All of them!
notsoveryberi: Yeah, Kimeru's definitely a guy who knows what he likes.
notsoveryberi: ...And apparently that's an outfit that makes him look like a woman, so that he can act all outraged when someone mistakes him for one. >_>
fencer_x: XDDDD
notsoveryberi: I can only imagine Eiji's design for that challenge... "Moriyama-san... why on earth does your look have a bustier? For the last time, I'm NOT a woman!"
fencer_x: XD YES. Don't tell Eiji, and he's the only one who makes him a slutty outfit
notsoveryberi: Imagine Eiji's disappointment at finding out his client is, in fact, really a guy.
Oh, good news! I just found the Samurai Mode 2 conversation, so I better include it here before I lose it again!
fencer_x: god, Nagayan and Yuzawa in a pnish show would be the best thing ever.
fencer_x: they should be a conbi
notsoveryber): I just wouldn't want to see SM2 be something where they stick Nagayan as the main character and make him, like, the head of some totally random new rival clan who, like Garakusha, also wants to defeat Ryoumei. ...Or something.
notsoveryberi: Oh man, that'd be hilarious! XD
fencer_x: I'd love to see them as, like, some cross-dressing assassins or something
fencer_x: they'd be sexy and of indeterminate gender and it'd be AWESOME
notsoveryberi: If anyone could pull it off, it'd be them. XD
fencer_x: exactly XD
fencer_x: and Gaku is the newbie who follows them around and wants to join
fencer_x: but looks like death warmed over or something
notsoveryberi: As long as he's not crossdressing too. >_>
fencer_x: and they totally have to bring Besshi back
fencer_x: can't bring Tecchan, unfortunately
notsoveryberi: Besshi~ ;__;
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, I was just thinking that, actually.
notsoveryberi: At least we can still have Taizo.
fencer_x: awww yeah XD
fencer_x: ok I got it
notsoveryberi: Hmm?
fencer_x: Besshi and Tecchan's SB characters get transported back in time to SM time, much hilarity ensues as they try and get back to their own time with the help of crossdressing wizards Yuzawa and Nagayan while trying not to be killed by the pnish gang 8D TIME MODE.
fencer_x: admit it, it sounds feasible for a pnish play
notsoveryberi: ...Crossdressing wizards. XD Wow, that is truly a pnish-worthy plot. XD
notsoveryberi: Bonus points if Tecchan and Besshi get transported back in time with the ladle and... whatever else they had as "weapons" in SB. XD
fencer_x: XDDDDD
fencer_x: even more bonus points if Garakusha acts stupidly goofy and flirty in front of a very-much-uninterested Nagayan and makes Tachibana jealous 8D
fencer_x: (....dammit I'm writing all this and now I wanna SEE IT )
notsoveryberi: (Patience, Courtney~ All in due time. XD)
notsoveryberi: ...As long as, in his jealousy, Tachibana doesn't decide to try to turn the tables on Garakusha by flirting with a more-interested-than-he-should-be Yuzawa.
fencer_x: ...oh come on I think that'd be even more fun 8D
notsoveryberi: ...Probably not for Tachibana. XD
fencer_x: Yuzawa would be a listening ear, hear all about it
fencer_x: and decide to "help out" XD
fencer_x: really put on a show and make Garakusha wake up
notsoveryberi: ...This play isn't about Besshi and Tecchan anymore, is it? XD
fencer_x: meanwhile poor Besshi and Tecchan are never going to get home XD;;;
notsoveryberi): They're just gonna have to learn how to be samurai.
fencer_x: well Besshi made a pretty good one in Reverse Historica XD
fencer_x: Tecchan is badass in any era
notsoveryberi: Where, in SM2 (or Time Mode ) are Shisui and Saiga? They aren't too busy doing each other to try and help out these poor lost boys, are they?
fencer_x: I imagine Saiga's investigating this mysterious guy who looks like Kenmei and Shisui's finding out he really misses sex living with Juan and hoping Saiga might come around?
notsoveryberi: Oh poor Shisui. Gets all the booze he wants with Juan, but no ass. XD
fencer_x: you know...I think Yuzawa might actually be a little taken with the strong, silent type 8D
fencer_x: not that Saiga needs to get jealous XD;;
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, of course not.
notsoveryberi: But that wouldn't exactly help poor, jealous Tachibana. XD
fencer_x: well Yuzawa'd pretend with Tachibana to make Garakusha jealous; it might be a little realler with Shisui
notsoveryberi: Ah, this is true. If anyone could pull it off, it'd be Yuzawa~
fencer_x: and when he can't get Shisui (because one of these days that gun of Saiga's gonna be filled with real bullets) he turns to his best friend, Nagayan? XD;;;
notsoveryberi: This is quite a complicated love story we've got going here. XD
fencer_x: and unfortunately not likely to happen XD;;;
notsoveryberi: However, so far, Mizuki isn't included in it at all...
notsoveryberi: Yeeeeeeaaah... not so much.
fencer_x: I don't picture Mizuzki as the sequal-ing type
notsoveryberi: No?
notsoveryberi: He just... appears in sequels when he wasn't in the first part?
fencer_x: exactly XD
fencer_x: to steal the show
notsoveryberi: ...Is this now Nagayan's role?
fencer_x: naturally
fencer_x: Yuzawa can't very well do it
fencer_x: only famous idol costars can
notsoveryberi: Why, that's definitely Nagayan!
notsoveryberi: Though I can't imagine what the costume of a crossdressing wizard would look like...
fencer_x: period clothing but...more....fabulous? 8D
And to think 99% of these conversations were from 2008 alone! (I think only one was from the first few days of 2009).
fencer_x: "What's your best feature Tsuchiya-san?" "My cute odeko!" "And yours, Moriyama-san?" "Oh gotta be my awesome cock~"
notsoveryberi: ...This is the point where some other member jumps in and confirms this. XD
fencer_x: Tuti: "Oh god don't get him started on his dick..." Daiki: "It totally is! I've seen it like a bajillion times -- this one time, it had this wart on it, and I kept telling him to go get it removed but he's so shy he wouldn't go and then I told him I had an uncle like that once and his dick fell off and I had to call him obachan after that and then Eiji went ^_^"
notsoveryberi: ...Thank you for the lovely mental image, Daiki. XD;;
fencer_x: Wasshi: *tries to escape, tries so so hard*
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notsoveryberi: But, putting your hatred for Santies aside, it sure looks like you'll be able to pick up something interesting this year, if those pictures are anything to go by. XD
fencer_x: Santies Brand Tanning Lotion?
fencer_x: "Sweating to the Oldies with Santies"?
fencer_x: (god a pnish exercise tape -- I WOULD BE SO THIN)
notsoveryberi: (Hahaha, omg it's true! XD)
fencer_x: "Now we're gonna do 20 reps of pelvic thrusts!"
notsoveryberi: "Ten consecutive high karate kicks! Then cool down with your Sexy Pose."
fencer_x: "Ten pushups then jump back up into a flexing pose!"
notsoveryberi: What fantastic dance moves these guys have. XD
fencer_x: XD
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fencer_x: haha wow I just remembered
fencer_x: I read in reader's digest that smoking and alcohol abuse can contribute to erectile dysfunction
fencer_x: and now I totally want to read a story about Tuti going soft
fencer_x: and all the embarrassment associated therewith 8D
notsoveryberi: ...I can't imagine why the thought of Eiji smoking made you remember this. THAT IS NOT A GOOD CORRELATION!
fencer_x: 8D
notsoveryberi: It'd be sorta like Eiji vs Master... only Tuti has no cat to blame his 'problem' on. XD
fencer_x: XD poor guy~
fencer_x: "Tsuchiya-san, you have three vices: booze, cigarettes, and sex. You may keep any two."
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notsoveryberi: Anyway, thank god you're back! I almost had to read porn!
fencer_x: .................brb, stuff.
notsoveryberi: OH NO YOU DON'T
fencer_x: XD
notsoveryberi: Actually, I was briefly distracted by thinking about how hot Eiji's arms are. XD
fencer_x: well continue to read, there are more of Eiji's hot manparts to address!
notsoveryberi: Oh yes, there certainly are!
notsoveryberi: ...But I don't want DAIKI touching them!
fencer_x: too bad 8D He's got his Leaderjuice ALL over them.
notsoveryberi: Ewwwwww~ Leaderjuice.
fencer_x: .............................that's a really bad euphemism.
notsoveryberi: It so is. XD
fencer_x: What's Eiji's, Sexyjuice?
notsoveryberi: Yeah, that sounds about right. XD
fencer_x: and Tuti's and Wasshi's?
notsoveryberi: Um... I have no clue.
fencer_x: ....Wildjuice? XD
notsoveryberi: I was just gonna say Tutijuice, but that's so uncreative. XD
notsoveryberi: I thought of that!
fencer_x: Dekojuice? Or is that sweat? XD
notsoveryberi: Yeah, I considered that too. XD
notsoveryberi: ...Tutijuice probably contains a small portion of alcohol, knowing him.
fencer_x: Tuti juice sounds like a DRINK he made up.
fencer_x: and would thus be nothing BUT alcohol XD
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fencer_x: the porntrain came to stop at MoriDaiki station I guess...
notsoveryberi: But it was SO CLOSE to the Eiji/Tuti exit!
fencer_x: Well, you could get off at the TutiNaga station next, and change trains to an east-bounder, but you might have to catch a southbound one at Besshicantgetlaid to make the full trip.
notsoveryberi: Well maybe if Besshicantgetlaid was situated neatly between MoriDaiki station and EijiTuti, things would be different... XD
fencer_x: Well there's already a station there--Wasshizstrait.
notsoveryberi: ...I don't think anyone ever gets off there. I hear it's full of massage parlors, though.
fencer_x: good bananas too.
notsoveryberi: Of course. How could I forget the bananas?
fencer_x: and for added convenience, there are Banana Case shops at both Moridaiki AND Eijituti stations.
notsoveryberi: Well now that IS convenient! Everybody needs a good, safe place to put their banana.
fencer_x: XDDDD
notsoveryberi: ...I dunno, that somehow sounded sexual. XD
fencer_x: I can't imagine why XD
notsoveryberi: Nothing to do with porn, I'm sure. >_>
fencer_x: oh absolutely not
notsoveryberi: Well... maybe it has something to do with my thoughts turning to the implication of Wasshi's love for bananas and Eiji's banana CASE... XD;;
fencer_x: .......ok when did the porntrain stop anywhere NEAR Santies Station? THAT'S CLEAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CITY!
notsoveryberi: I'M SORRY I CLEARLY DON'T KNOW THE LAYOUT OF GAYACTORLAND AS WELL AS YOU!
fencer_x: D: geez, get a map.
notsoveryberi: I really should.
notsoveryberi: But clearly your problem lies with always being at the wrong station. Maybe once in a while you should venture out of TutiNaga and MoriDaiki station and explore some others! XD
fencer_x: Well as you know I've been contemplating BesshiTecchan Eki, but...there's just not enough draw to it for me yet.
notsoveryberi: Still staying away from Santies Station, huh? But that's clearly where all the action is!
fencer_x: cleeeeaaaaaarly.
fencer_x: I think I'd set up with those hobos over in EijiTuti station before I ventured into such unknown parts as Santies Station
notsoveryberi: EijiTuti station has no hobos! :P
fencer_x: well it stinks of hobos :D
fencer_x: and crazies
notsoveryberi: Right... Just like how TutiNaga station is painted with god awful pink stripes and brightly colored flowers. It's like a crayon box vomited in there.
fencer_x: But it's home :x
notsoveryberi: ...Only if you're colorblind.
fencer_x: hey, your station has flowers and godawful patterns too!
fencer_x: and does a station really need 3 saunas, 2 gyms, and 2 hair salons??
fencer_x: the hairsalons I'm SURE EijiTuti station doesn't need >_> >_> >_> *coughcough*
notsoveryberi: What, like TutiNaga station doesn't have a Tully's and 2 Starbucks?
fencer_x: coffee's good for the blood >_>
notsoveryberi: But seriously... all that coffee and NO bathroom?
fencer_x: there's a bathroom. You just have to brave the checkered decor. Which, admittedly, wasn't a horribly good idea on the designer's part
notsoveryberi: This is true. One can only handle so much checker print.
notsoveryberi: Especially after all those flowers and stripes. It's enough to make one dizzy.
notsoveryberi: But I will admit that maybe EijiTuti station has too many mirrors. Sometimes it's like a funhouse in there.
fencer_x: definitely agreed o__O
notsoveryberi: But EijiTuti station definitely has a better selection of food vendors.
fencer_x: you forget, half the restaurants there are in TutiNaga station as well!
fencer_x: the other half...are, unfortunately, Starbucks.
notsoveryberi: ...All curry.
fencer_x: stfu it's GOOD CURRY.
notsoveryberi: I know, I know, "Don't knock it 'til you try it" and all that. XD
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fencer_x: Tuti would never do something like this, it's part of why I love him so much. He respects himself too much (and well, doesn't like TV acting so much)
notsoveryberi: Yeah, he's a very old man and old people are useless.
fencer_x: Nagayan I feel like sometimes just gets roped into this stuff by his manager.
notsoveryberi: ...Sorry, that line was just begging to be quoted. XD;;
fencer_x: ....I dunno it XD
notsoveryberi: It's from the Simpsons.
fencer_x: ......................somehow I KNEW that XDDDDD
notsoveryberi: God, I quote them all the time! XD
fencer_x: I read it and had no idea, but thought it sounded like a homer quote XD
notsoveryberi: I was gonna continue it and say "Old people don't need friends. They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have that can be extracted for our personal use."
fencer_x: SOYLENT GREEN IS EIJIIIIIII!!!!
notsoveryberi: OH GOD!! XD
fencer_x: ....................................
notsoveryberi: I know this show like the back of my hand, for reals. XD;;
fencer_x: I can think of effective nutrient-extraction techniques to be used on Eiji.
notsoveryberi: Which is precisely why he goes after the YOUNGEST member of *pnish*.
notsoveryberi: ...Or rather, the other way around, I think.
fencer_x: it'd seem more like they'd be the ones going after HIM >_> to get his precious...precious...nutrients >_>
fencer_x: lmao
notsoveryberi: He obviously still has SOME nutrients left, if those recent BuriMyu photos are any indication. *_____*
fencer_x: XD or he's getting replenished from someone else
fencer_x: at his age, I think he'd need to tap a COUPLE of "barrels" >_>
notsoveryberi: Do you think he still has the energy for it? XD
notsoveryberi: I mean, for multiple... tappings?
fencer_x: probably not as many as before
notsoveryberi: Poor guy. He clearly needs someone with energy enough to do all the work FOR him.
fencer_x: well what with his constant fainting and falling down stairs
fencer_x: it's obvious he was going through a dryspell then
fencer_x: or
fencer_x: HAD BEEN TAPPED TOO MANY TIMES HIMSELF
fencer_x: SEX IS KILLING EIJI
fencer_x: ABORT
fencer_x: ABORT
notsoveryberi: How could the one thing that keeps him going also be the one thing killing him?
fencer_x: it's the direction, I guess
fencer_x: is he tapping or being tapped?
notsoveryberi: Is... he like a male version of a fembot? >_>
fencer_x: while being tapped may be fun at the moment
fencer_x: it DRAINS HIM OF..............................nutrients.
fencer_x: I guess? XD
notsoveryberi: He's all "sex sex sex sex sex", but then TOO MUCH sex makes his head explode? XD
fencer_x: it's a sad addiction ;_;
notsoveryberi: It is.
fencer_x: maybe he really will go off and be a celibate monk with llamas like I predicted.
notsoveryberi: Perhaps he'd benefit from two partners tapping each other for his benefit and... giving him the nutrients they've extracted?
notsoveryberi: Good animals, alpacas. XD
fencer_x: alpacas, right XD
fencer_x: and good god
fencer_x: the euphemisms in that statement you just made
fencer_x: ACE XD;;;;
notsoveryberi: I was seriously ready to just give up and be all "Aw fuck it. Eiji needs a threesome." XD
fencer_x: (though I'm concerned--Tuti and Daiki, Tuti and Nagayan, or Tuti and someone else, because.............XDDDDDD)
notsoveryberi: (For OUR mutual benefit, let's say Tuti and Nagayan.)
fencer_x: if I allow myself to consider this as some strange AU where Eiji must consume semen to stay alive and Tuti and Daiki are his male mistresses or something and both love him so much and want to save him
fencer_x: good lord, it sounds like a 50s scifi soap opera
fencer_x: I think the whole plan just kind of went to pieces at "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF EIJIIIIII!!!!"
notsoveryberi: It sounds like a campy 70s porn disguising itself as a legitimate - but small budgeted - R-rated flick.
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, I think it did too. XD YOU SEE WHAT THE SIMPSONS DOES!
fencer_x: I DO, I'M SORRY XD
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This one here is being included at the request of fencer_x herself.
fencer_x: I'm trying to imagine him and/or Nagayan on [Project Runway]
fencer_x: hell, all these guys on there
fencer_x: Tuti would be gone in an instant
notsoveryberi: Nagayan would get slammed for being a one-trick pony, I think.
fencer_x: "Tsuchiya-san, your inconsistent use of floral patterns and conflicting color combinations failed to wow the judges. I'm sorry, but you're out."
fencer_x: I think we should be very afraid if that show ever comes here I can't imagine Nagayan wouldn't at least THINK of trying out
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, that's a scary thought.
fencer_x: though I dunno how good an actual seamst...er? he is.
notsoveryberi: I can't imagine he's very good at making women's clothing. ...Aside from shirts.
fencer_x: not for women with breasts at least
fencer_x: so he might be okay XD
notsoveryberi: None of the models have breasts anyway. XD
fencer_x: exactly XD
notsoveryberi: Can you imagine him trying to explain his designs to the judges?
fencer_x: I would kill to see him "collaborate" with people
fencer_x: "all right first, I think we need to set up some sexual tension--I find I collaborate best that way"
fencer_x: "Can I give you a handjob or something?"
fencer_x: "For this outfit, I was going for a...skull theme. And so--I put some of my plaid and tartan here, and some stripes over here--I think it really speaks that it's my design."
notsoveryberi: ...The censors would love this show. XD
fencer_x: the random dragqueen episode, and they bring in Yuzawa-san.
notsoveryberi: Oh god. XD
fencer_x: and Kimeru
fencer_x: Eiji gnaws on a banana the entire time he works
notsoveryberi: And designs everything to highlight ladyparts.
fencer_x: "Moriyama-san, I'm curious about your creation here, it looks almost like...you stuffed her bra..."
notsoveryberi: "Well you see, part of my aesthetic is... I like boobs. So as a designer, I wanted to show that off. I think it turned out better than I expected."
fencer_x: LMFAO
fencer_x: "And as you can see on the bussel here, I've actually stitched in two MORE boobs over her ass..."
notsoveryberi: HAHAHAHA! XD Okay, I reaaaaaaally need to be getting to bed. XD But we should continue this conversation tomorrow~
fencer_x: definitely XDDDD
fencer_x: dude you need to do a pic with one of the challenges where they have to dress a fellow designer XD
notsoveryberi: And Tuti and Nagayan dress each other?
fencer_x: "So Nagayama-san, you were...heavy-metal grunge goth. Let's see your model--Tsuchiya-san?"
notsoveryberi: "I'm confused. Nagayama-san, I don't think pink has any relevance to goth OR heavy-metal. It looks more like Tsuchiya-san is going to a pop concert."
fencer_x: "Katou-san, are you pleased with the outfit Tsuchiya-san designed for you?" "Well, I guess the outfit's nice, but...he kept stabbing me with needles trying to stitch it on me, and he wasn't really nice during fitting."
notsoveryberi: (At this point, Tuti shoots Gaku a death glare.)
fencer_x: he's like Kenley, "You're all against me!"
notsoveryberi: "I was right on target! I think it looks perfect!"
notsoveryberi: Gaku's like that kind of guy who would somehow miraculously make it to the final 4 even though his stuff usually looks like crap and everyone hates him because they think he should've gotten kicked off 5 episodes ago.
fencer_x: so, Kenley XD
notsoveryberi: Or Wendy, if you've seen the 1st season.
fencer_x: I've seen it, but I think I forgot her XD;
notsoveryberi: After you left earlier, I completely gave up on my drawing, I'm afraid.
fencer_x: ;_;
notsoveryberi: It was too hard to come up with an idea for what Nagayan was wearing.
notsoveryberi): Currently... he looks pretty gay. Which I suppose makes him fit right in on PR.
fencer_x: there's only usually 1 or 2 straight guys on there each cycle, right? XD
fencer_x: Gaku can be one
fencer_x: ...and I have no idea who the other would be 8D
fencer_x: Kimeru
notsoveryberi: Really... Kime?
notsoveryberi: But I thought he was a drag queen!
fencer_x: ...duh, he's so straight
fencer_x: lmao XD wasn't that Yuzawa?
notsoveryberi: I thought you had Kime be a drag queen too.
fencer_x: ok FINE XD
fencer_x: who else could be straight?
fencer_x: Tenchou?
notsoveryberi: Yes! OMG I was JUST going to suggest him.
fencer_x: XDDDDD
notsoveryberi: I'm still not quite sure how Eiji ended up a designer on this show, but he seems to kind of balance out all the gay with his love of boobs. So I'll allow it. XD
fencer_x: ace XD
fencer_x: what about Wasshi?
fencer_x: don't they usually have some challenge where they have to design for an entertainer?
notsoveryberi: I was thinking of having him dress Nagayan for this make believe "challenge." Which is likely why Nagayan looks so gay. XD
fencer_x: a singer or something for a concert?
notsoveryberi: Something like that.
notsoveryberi: I couldn't imagine Kime being the entertainer. He'd be so picky. XD
fencer_x: maybe that'd make him perfect XD
fencer_x: Wasshi'd see them all and be like, "umm yeah great! All of them!
notsoveryberi: Yeah, Kimeru's definitely a guy who knows what he likes.
notsoveryberi: ...And apparently that's an outfit that makes him look like a woman, so that he can act all outraged when someone mistakes him for one. >_>
fencer_x: XDDDD
notsoveryberi: I can only imagine Eiji's design for that challenge... "Moriyama-san... why on earth does your look have a bustier? For the last time, I'm NOT a woman!"
fencer_x: XD YES. Don't tell Eiji, and he's the only one who makes him a slutty outfit
notsoveryberi: Imagine Eiji's disappointment at finding out his client is, in fact, really a guy.
Oh, good news! I just found the Samurai Mode 2 conversation, so I better include it here before I lose it again!
fencer_x: god, Nagayan and Yuzawa in a pnish show would be the best thing ever.
fencer_x: they should be a conbi
notsoveryber): I just wouldn't want to see SM2 be something where they stick Nagayan as the main character and make him, like, the head of some totally random new rival clan who, like Garakusha, also wants to defeat Ryoumei. ...Or something.
notsoveryberi: Oh man, that'd be hilarious! XD
fencer_x: I'd love to see them as, like, some cross-dressing assassins or something
fencer_x: they'd be sexy and of indeterminate gender and it'd be AWESOME
notsoveryberi: If anyone could pull it off, it'd be them. XD
fencer_x: exactly XD
fencer_x: and Gaku is the newbie who follows them around and wants to join
fencer_x: but looks like death warmed over or something
notsoveryberi: As long as he's not crossdressing too. >_>
fencer_x: and they totally have to bring Besshi back
fencer_x: can't bring Tecchan, unfortunately
notsoveryberi: Besshi~ ;__;
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, I was just thinking that, actually.
notsoveryberi: At least we can still have Taizo.
fencer_x: awww yeah XD
fencer_x: ok I got it
notsoveryberi: Hmm?
fencer_x: Besshi and Tecchan's SB characters get transported back in time to SM time, much hilarity ensues as they try and get back to their own time with the help of crossdressing wizards Yuzawa and Nagayan while trying not to be killed by the pnish gang 8D TIME MODE.
fencer_x: admit it, it sounds feasible for a pnish play
notsoveryberi: ...Crossdressing wizards. XD Wow, that is truly a pnish-worthy plot. XD
notsoveryberi: Bonus points if Tecchan and Besshi get transported back in time with the ladle and... whatever else they had as "weapons" in SB. XD
fencer_x: XDDDDD
fencer_x: even more bonus points if Garakusha acts stupidly goofy and flirty in front of a very-much-uninterested Nagayan and makes Tachibana jealous 8D
fencer_x: (....dammit I'm writing all this and now I wanna SEE IT )
notsoveryberi: (Patience, Courtney~ All in due time. XD)
notsoveryberi: ...As long as, in his jealousy, Tachibana doesn't decide to try to turn the tables on Garakusha by flirting with a more-interested-than-he-should-be Yuzawa.
fencer_x: ...oh come on I think that'd be even more fun 8D
notsoveryberi: ...Probably not for Tachibana. XD
fencer_x: Yuzawa would be a listening ear, hear all about it
fencer_x: and decide to "help out" XD
fencer_x: really put on a show and make Garakusha wake up
notsoveryberi: ...This play isn't about Besshi and Tecchan anymore, is it? XD
fencer_x: meanwhile poor Besshi and Tecchan are never going to get home XD;;;
notsoveryberi): They're just gonna have to learn how to be samurai.
fencer_x: well Besshi made a pretty good one in Reverse Historica XD
fencer_x: Tecchan is badass in any era
notsoveryberi: Where, in SM2 (or Time Mode ) are Shisui and Saiga? They aren't too busy doing each other to try and help out these poor lost boys, are they?
fencer_x: I imagine Saiga's investigating this mysterious guy who looks like Kenmei and Shisui's finding out he really misses sex living with Juan and hoping Saiga might come around?
notsoveryberi: Oh poor Shisui. Gets all the booze he wants with Juan, but no ass. XD
fencer_x: you know...I think Yuzawa might actually be a little taken with the strong, silent type 8D
fencer_x: not that Saiga needs to get jealous XD;;
notsoveryberi: Hahaha, of course not.
notsoveryberi: But that wouldn't exactly help poor, jealous Tachibana. XD
fencer_x: well Yuzawa'd pretend with Tachibana to make Garakusha jealous; it might be a little realler with Shisui
notsoveryberi: Ah, this is true. If anyone could pull it off, it'd be Yuzawa~
fencer_x: and when he can't get Shisui (because one of these days that gun of Saiga's gonna be filled with real bullets) he turns to his best friend, Nagayan? XD;;;
notsoveryberi: This is quite a complicated love story we've got going here. XD
fencer_x: and unfortunately not likely to happen XD;;;
notsoveryberi: However, so far, Mizuki isn't included in it at all...
notsoveryberi: Yeeeeeeaaah... not so much.
fencer_x: I don't picture Mizuzki as the sequal-ing type
notsoveryberi: No?
notsoveryberi: He just... appears in sequels when he wasn't in the first part?
fencer_x: exactly XD
fencer_x: to steal the show
notsoveryberi: ...Is this now Nagayan's role?
fencer_x: naturally
fencer_x: Yuzawa can't very well do it
fencer_x: only famous idol costars can
notsoveryberi: Why, that's definitely Nagayan!
notsoveryberi: Though I can't imagine what the costume of a crossdressing wizard would look like...
fencer_x: period clothing but...more....fabulous? 8D
And to think 99% of these conversations were from 2008 alone! (I think only one was from the first few days of 2009).