Dec 07, 2006 00:41
Dear Internets,
You probably don't know who I am, but I certainly know who you are. Anyway, I'm feeling pretty bored, and a little down in the dumps tonight. I hear you have ways of resolving problems like these. And this time, I'm not talking about the porn. How about you send someone my way so I can chat with them? Any topic is fine.
Eagerly anticipating your answer,
Persimmon
boredom