How To Be Smooooove by Lavender Jones

[lavenderjones]

I know what you are thinking. You're thinking "Lavvie, how can I possibly EVAR be as cool as you are?" Well, I'll give you some pointers

Comments

[fearful_penguin]

Ouch!! It is bad that this entry made me giggle loads whilst sat at work? Hope you're recovering now from all your injuries! xx

[lavenderjones]

If it made you giggle, then ALL that pain was worth it.

[rasa]

Oof, yeah. That all sounds familiar! Sorry for your injuries!

[nygoldfish54]

I.love.you.

Sorry for the painful injuries though, they do remind me of some of my own :)

[novawildstar]

I am that smooove :P

*hugs you*

[lavenderjones]

I believe that! You are too cool for school!

[novawildstar]

I Rock!

:P

[jenngbob]

You are So smoove. Dang. I think I can occasionally be half that cool, but it could just be my kitty cohorts who know that one MUST pee in the closet when mommy appears to possibly be about to get some action for the first time in waaaaay too long (apparently not long enough)...

I felt horrible for giggling. But you are so funny!

I called "Lavvie's List!" this week in a necessary moment. Betcha didn't know it was still an important part of the Life Code.

xoxoxoxoj.

Every Rose Has It's Thorn

[lavenderjones]

OMG!!! Do I remember what "Lavvies List" is? ... oh, wait, no I don't *blush*. What's Lavvies List? Was it my G List?
Damn those cats. Personally, a bomb could drop and if I am going to get some action the action comes first because, well, you know, it it pretty damn good. I mean action is good, right? Blither....
I'm going back end of Sept for a month. Bunny is coming, so no living room, car, or garage action... but still :D

Lavvie's List!

[jenngbob]

http://lavenderjones.livejournal.com/195845.html

I think you wrote it for me...haven't found the email to prove that yet, but ohHO, my pretty!!

Re: Lavvie's List!

[lavenderjones]

OH MY GAWD!!! I'm fucking HILARIOUS!!!