All Things Mary

[lavendergaia]

So, I kind of love Mary and, by extension, Amy Gumenick. I was Googling her earlier and I found out that she did some webisodes for My Own Worst Enemy. Three are done and I'm not sure if they're going to do more because the show looks like it's being canceled (I watched the beginning of the first episode, but it wasn't great). On the contrary, Amy'

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[bridget_x_alena]

I just put in your username, and this is what it came up with.

In 2008, lavendergaia resolves to...
Connect with my inner magma.
Apply for a new iceman.
Become a better supernatural.
Start a slash fund.
Tell my family about indiana jones.
Take evening classes in wincest.

[lavendergaia]

HAHA! Oh man. That's really weird because if we're talking X-men, I KIND OF SHIP MAGMA/ICEMAN. FREAKY.

And I can think of no better use of my time than starting a slash fund and taking evening classes in wincest.

[bridget_x_alena]

WEIRD.

I definitely would not mind taking classes in wincest, especially if we had a drawing class, and SamnDean were brought in as our naked models.

[lavendergaia]

VERY WEIRD. BUT ALSO HOT.

I can't even draw stick figures, but I would take that class. Of course, I would probably get kicked out after my first very inappropriate action/remark, but it'd be worth it.

[bridget_x_alena]

I KNOW WHO ICEMAN IS, BUT NOT MAGMA.

I can draw ok-ish, but I would so be taking that class. I'd also be the one being kicked out with you, while slipping my phone number into Dean's hand, because you know he would so be looking for some, and I forgot what else I was going to say, because your icon has distracted me.

[lavendergaia]

I ship cartoon Iceman and cartoon Magma, though I think comic Magma (blonde at the left) is equally awesome. *hates how fucking hard it is to find pics of little known X-men characters*

Haha yes! Hold up a big sign that says "Call me!!!"

Oh, it's distracted you?

[bridget_x_alena]

I see. Was Magma in the movies? That's how I know the characters. *Is not a big comic book fan*

YOU KNOW HE WOULD!!

How could it not distract me? DEAN IS PERFECT. And his perky nipples totally got him out of Hell. Do you think Jensen and Jared had some fun before this scene, and that's why he's got those perky nipples? WHUT?

[lavendergaia]

She was not in the movies. She was only a big character back in the original 70's-80's run of New Mutants. I don't think I would have shipped them in the movies either, I was all over Bobby/Kitty. *is the biggest comic geek ever*

HE WOULD TRY TO GET EVERYONE'S NUMBER UNTIL SAM WAS ALL "UM, NOES. GOING NOW."

Which is what perky nipples do. Um, yes! I bet Jared wasn't even supposed to be filming that day, but came in to help perk up the nipples and they had to be very careful not to ruin the tattoo or the make up girls would be pissed at them.

[bridget_x_alena]

Oh, that's why I don't know of her, then. Um, I shipped Iceman/Rogue in the movies. See? Anna Paquin, she does things to me also. *Wonders if you and Sam could have a geek-off*

HE WOULD. AND THEN HE AND SAM WOULD HAVE ROUGH!DIRTY!CAR!SEX, AND DEAN WOULD SNEAK OUT AND CALL EVERYONE ANYWAYS.

Yes! I'm sure the make-up and wardrobe people (ESPECIALLY WARDROBE) get pissed at them quite a bit.

[lavendergaia]

I liked Rogue/Wolverine because it doesn't mess with my Jean/Scott OTP. Plus, Kitty is my favorite comic book character ever of all time, I kinda have to give her the guy especially since JOSS WHEDON KILLED HER I HATE YOU JOSS. *could beat Sam but then would have to have sex with him since geekery is hot*

OMG YES. AND SAM WOULD BE ALL POSSESSIVE AND STUFF AND BE ALL "NO ONE ELSE, DEAN!!!"

"For fuck's sake, Jensen, do you know how hard it is to get come out of leather?! Be more careful next time!

[bridget_x_alena]

You have all kinds of X-Men OTPs, don't you? GRRR, JOSS WHEDON. *Is wondering why you seem like you're complaining about having sex with Sam-freaking-Winchester*

YES. AND THEN DEAN WOULD TRY TO SNEAK OUT, BUT SAM WOULD TOTALLY MIND-CONTROL THE LOCKS AND THEY WOULD HAVE ANGRY SEX LATER.

But he totally doesn't listen, and really? It's Jared's fault anyways

[lavendergaia]

TONS. And I love them all. JOSS WHY DO YOU KILL ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE! *no complaining about sex with Sam*

UM YES SO MUCH YES. I WOULD ASK FOR FIC BUT THAT WOULD BE CRUEL.

It really is, kind of. He just can't resist the Padacock.

[bridget_x_alena]

Well, good. You should love your OTPs. JOSS IS SO MEAN! *good, cause I'd have to smack a bitch!*

ALREADY BEING WRITTEN IN WORD. WORD TO YA MOTHA. *starts singing along to Vanilla Ice*

Show me someone who can resist the Padacock, and I'll show you someone who can resist BREATHING

[lavendergaia]

I try to support my OTPs as best I can, but I am failing lately at anything that doesn't include Mary. Even my original fiction OTPs! JOSS IS SOOOO MEAN. HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE KITTY! KITTY IS WHERE BUFFY CAME FROM! *no, no, only Sam can manhandle me*

HAHA YES!!!!

I have some friends, who are, for the most part, total lesbians and still they're all PLEASE I WANT JARED GIVE ME PADACOCK!

[bridget_x_alena]

Mary=FTW.

Dear Joss,
Please to be keeping and loving characters, yes?
No Love,
Bridget

I HAVE VANILLA ICE SINGING AS I'M WRITING FIC.

SEE? THE PADACOCK IS AS ESSENTIAL AS BREATHING

[lavendergaia]

MARY=FTWINNEST!

Dear Kripke,
MOAR MARY!!!!!!
Love,
Kelly

Dear Joss,
I don't care what Marvel says, bring Kitty back!!! Her best friend is the goddamn Phoenix, how hard can it be?!
Negative Love,
Kelly

THAT...SHOULD BE INTERESTING. I WONDER IF THAT AFFECTS THE FIC?

THE PADACOCK MUST RUIN JENSEN FOR ALL OTHER COCK.