Vampire Diaries poems
I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before, but I really don't like poetry. The only kind I really like is Limericks, so when there was a limerick challenge for tvd-land, I...went a little crazy.
There once was a girl named Isobel,
An angel--from Heaven she fell,
But she became a vampire,
Now she can die in a fire,
They all tell her to go to hell.
There once was a girl named Caroline,
Who was known to scheme and whine,
Then she fell for Matt,
Her heart went pitter-pat,
And together they'll be just fine
In the town of Mystic Falls,
Two brothers got in some brawls,
They fought over a girl,
Who sent them both on a whirl,
Maybe they should grow some balls
There were vampires locked in a tomb,
It caused Damon to tantrum and fume,
They managed to get it unlocked,
No Katherine--they were shocked,
Didn't anyone there sense doom?
There once was a girl named Isobel,
An angel--from Heaven she fell,
But she became a vampire,
Now she can die in a fire,
They all tell her to go to hell.
There once was a girl named Caroline,
Who was known to scheme and whine,
Then she fell for Matt,
Her heart went pitter-pat,
And together they'll be just fine
In the town of Mystic Falls,
Two brothers got in some brawls,
They fought over a girl,
Who sent them both on a whirl,
Maybe they should grow some balls
There were vampires locked in a tomb,
It caused Damon to tantrum and fume,
They managed to get it unlocked,
No Katherine--they were shocked,
Didn't anyone there sense doom?