Smallville 8.02 Reactions
The great amount of Chloe in the previews makes me really really happy. Lots of Chloe in this episode, y/n?
Oh, Clark, did you bring a backpack to work? While wearing flannel and jeans? Oh, you did. You poor, poor thing. See, Lois agrees with me! Alrighty, why do they have a phone booth? I mean, I get it, it’s cute, but it makes no sense. And they really have two people in the office that size?
Tess was on the bus, what? Acting CEO of Luthorcorp can’t afford a car? A taxi even? Lex, this is how your gay porn addiction hurts others around you, emptying your bank account on silly things like that…
Oh, Chloe, you look really pretty today… Oh, hey, Doomsday! Is a…paramedic? Also, she obviously had a head injury, so you should be getting a backboard and a neckbrace… Ooo, flirty with Chloe. Wow, this guy is the worst paramedic ever. Is that why they call him Doomsday?
How about ‘don’t screw the boss,’ Lois? How does that fit into your rules, hmm?
Flowers! Pretty flowers! Tess Mercer…is totally a yellow roses girl. That fits so well. And buses aren’t green. A bike would be green. Walking would be green. Yeah, he likes saving people, hunt-I mean…farming things, the family business. The show was better when you were friends.
She’s such a devious little flirt. I think I might love her.
Chloe’s got the biggest heart. Doesn’t Metropolis have a teen runaway center or something? It’s a big city. I know that because metropolis means big city. You know, I totally see Chloe opening her doors for people that need them and helping people, kind of like Davis’ friend, because she loves people. Or she’ll travel the universe saving people with Sally Sparrow.
Lois gives up after one shot? And bribes are just not ethical. At all. I mean, really, you suck. Clark knows about Chloe’s new friend already? I bet he totally gets her Twitter.
Wow, Clark, knocking doesn’t mean you can just open the door. You have to wait for something like “Come in!” Also, way to keep quiet.
I can’t tell if the girl’s name is Bette or Beth, but she is totally Chloe’s new sidekick. Love it.
Wait, there were more than two things of flammable substances there… But I’m still loving sidekick girl. She’s all evil and naughty. But she seemed to be sweet with Chloe. Maybe she just doesn’t like men? She seemed to be really scared when Clark showed up and she didn’t like Davis either.
If the kid really does blow up the bus, then I’d kind of agree with Lois. But she’s wrong, so I don’t. And she’s kind of being a jerk about this, lording it over him and stuff.
Way to spread it out like an all you can eat buffet, Chloe. Yum. And it’s about time guys were all into Chloe. She really deserves it. But I’m glad she’s not fawning over him because Chloe is engaged and she’s not that kind of girl.
I like that Davis is trying to give Chloe some hope and guidance because she really deserves it. And Chloe is the Google Queen of the world, of course she researched you. I’m not surprised that she doesn’t wear the ring everywhere. It’s tacky huge. But where is Jimmy? I want my Ashmore!
I’m still really loving Tess. She’s pretty awesome. She’s no Mike Rosenbaum, but she’s great.
Where did Lois get all those cards?! And Clark is kind of a buzz kill. Veronica Mars would totally make him STFU. I love the “bzuh” look on Clark’s face, all “Married? What?!” Yeah, Clark, you’d better feel bad!
“I wish you hadn’t made me do that” is totally a “No, Kevin, not the face!” type of thing. “Oh, baby, don’t make me hit you.”
I do love Lois when she’s all “SAVE CHLOE I LOVE MY COUSIN!” It’s very sweet how much she loves Chloe. They really do have a nice relationship, despite Lois eventually marrying the man Chloe loves. That’s probably gonna be an awkward wedding.
Oh, hey, Chloe’s blouse matches her walls. And…Clark’s back is like a reflection glass? I really do feel bad for this poor kid. Her childhood was spent being tortured and locked up and it wasn’t even her fault. She totally needs to join the runaways. They could use some more offensive, long-range powers.
Lois probably has the National Guard’s card too.
I’m really agreeing with Chloe here. Locking her up again is not really going to help. Not without sedatives.
Awkward conversation is awkward. You know, Clark, maybe Chloe wanted to keep her excitement to herself for a while. She doesn’t need to share everything with you. Maybe it was just time for her and Jimmy. Plus, she’s kind of been in love with you for seven years, so you don’t get to go all butthurt about it now, Clark. She didn’t tell you because she didn’t want you to say be happy. She wanted you to say, “Don’t. Marry me. Love me.” Because she totally would have.
Does Tess want her own like…mutant army or something? Haha, I knew it. It’ll be the team of bad guys that have a name but I totally forget. There’s a lot of them though. The Injustice League or something. Fearsome Four.
Lois and Clark hanging out at the Daily Planet kind of works. I think it’ll build more of a friendship with them with a friendly rivalry. It’ll push them both to do their best and that works with them. Isn’t hat what it’s always been about anyway?
Naked Davis? Is it like a new rule now that one of the guys has to be naked per show?
Next episode is about Ollie’s past?! AWESOME!!!
Quotes
Davis: Isis Foundation? So, adopt a pyramid, save a sphinx?
Davis: I met your fiancé, she’s a real catch.
Clark: I’m getting married?
Lois: Oh, great, my cousin’s babysitting Psycho Spice.
Lois: I can’t believe my cousin is getting married. To Jimmy Olsen.