DEAD FROM HOT. SERIOUSLY.
So, recently, I've been like THIS CLOSE to making posts about how much I fucking missed Andi because I really missed her because when we don't have our 500-email conversations, I get antsy. But I didn't think anyone would appreciate that.
And apparently, she missed me too because she wrote me Danneel/Sophia/Amy porn. HOLY FUCK. CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING HOTTER THAN THAT? NO, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING HOTTER THAN THAT, SHORT OF THE ADDITION OF JARED PADALECKI'S PEEN. AND THERE IS NOTHING SHORT ABOUT JARED PADALECKI'S PEEN.
So go read and tell her how awesome it is and how she should bring her Split muse home because I like it home with her. At home.
Also, to the epic femslashers on my flist, any idea where one would crosspost something this deliciously sexy?
And apparently, she missed me too because she wrote me Danneel/Sophia/Amy porn. HOLY FUCK. CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING HOTTER THAN THAT? NO, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING HOTTER THAN THAT, SHORT OF THE ADDITION OF JARED PADALECKI'S PEEN. AND THERE IS NOTHING SHORT ABOUT JARED PADALECKI'S PEEN.
So go read and tell her how awesome it is and how she should bring her Split muse home because I like it home with her. At home.
Also, to the epic femslashers on my flist, any idea where one would crosspost something this deliciously sexy?