SLICE OF LIFE
Setting
Late afternoon at the food bank where I do admin work.
Me:
*checking tumblr for a minute*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *PROFESSIONAL VOICE LIKE A BOSS* This is the [INSERT FOOD BANK NAME HERE], how may I love you?
Caller: ...huh??
Me: *realizing my mistake* OH SHI- Help you! I meant how may I help you!
Actual Boss:
I told her I was reading an email from Mom, who signs off with 'Love you! <3'
What I was ACTUALLY looking at:
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK Y'ALL IN THE EYE RIGHT NOW.
Late afternoon at the food bank where I do admin work.
Me:
*checking tumblr for a minute*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *PROFESSIONAL VOICE LIKE A BOSS* This is the [INSERT FOOD BANK NAME HERE], how may I love you?
Caller: ...huh??
Me: *realizing my mistake* OH SHI- Help you! I meant how may I help you!
Actual Boss:
I told her I was reading an email from Mom, who signs off with 'Love you! <3'
What I was ACTUALLY looking at:
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK Y'ALL IN THE EYE RIGHT NOW.