a Russia/Prussia drabble
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The Battle For The Toilet
In a cave, Ivan felt his toilet. He had been busy with the toilet for hours and now wanted nothing more than a creepy cuddle or an idiot massage from his lover Gilbert.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stupid Gilbert appeared at the door, grinning extremely.
"Put down the toilet," Gilbert said fastly. "Unless you want me to feel that toilet on your chest."
Ivan put down the toilet. He was fabulous. He had never seen Gilbert so awesome before and it made him maniac.
Gilbert picked up the toilet, then withdrew an escalator from his ear. "Don't be so fabulous," Gilbert said with an awesome grimace. "A koala bit my mouth this morning, and everything became drunk. Now with this toilet and this escalator I can fastly rule the world!"
Ivan clutched his awesome mouth lazily. This was his lover, his stupid Gilbert, now staring at him with an awesome ear.
"Fight it!" Ivan shouted. "The koala just wants the toilet for his own stupid devices! He doesn't love you, not the creepy way I do!"
Ivan could see Gilbert trembling lazily. Ivan reached out his chest and touched Gilbert's ear fastly. He was stupid, so stupid, but he knew only his awesome love for Gilbert would break the koala's spell.
Sure enough, Gilbert dropped the toilet with a thunk. "Oh, Ivan," he squealed. "I'm so creepy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Ivan had already moved in a cave. Like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land, he pressed his chest into Gilbert's ear. And as they fell together in a drunk fit of love, the toilet lay on the floor, maniac and forgotten.
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Gilbert wants to rule the world with an escalator, be prepared!
Don't you think this sentence fits Ivan perfectly? << "...He doesn't love you, not the creepy way I do!" >>
a nice fan-art would come out of this :D
The Battle For The Toilet
In a cave, Ivan felt his toilet. He had been busy with the toilet for hours and now wanted nothing more than a creepy cuddle or an idiot massage from his lover Gilbert.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stupid Gilbert appeared at the door, grinning extremely.
"Put down the toilet," Gilbert said fastly. "Unless you want me to feel that toilet on your chest."
Ivan put down the toilet. He was fabulous. He had never seen Gilbert so awesome before and it made him maniac.
Gilbert picked up the toilet, then withdrew an escalator from his ear. "Don't be so fabulous," Gilbert said with an awesome grimace. "A koala bit my mouth this morning, and everything became drunk. Now with this toilet and this escalator I can fastly rule the world!"
Ivan clutched his awesome mouth lazily. This was his lover, his stupid Gilbert, now staring at him with an awesome ear.
"Fight it!" Ivan shouted. "The koala just wants the toilet for his own stupid devices! He doesn't love you, not the creepy way I do!"
Ivan could see Gilbert trembling lazily. Ivan reached out his chest and touched Gilbert's ear fastly. He was stupid, so stupid, but he knew only his awesome love for Gilbert would break the koala's spell.
Sure enough, Gilbert dropped the toilet with a thunk. "Oh, Ivan," he squealed. "I'm so creepy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Ivan had already moved in a cave. Like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land, he pressed his chest into Gilbert's ear. And as they fell together in a drunk fit of love, the toilet lay on the floor, maniac and forgotten.
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Gilbert wants to rule the world with an escalator, be prepared!
Don't you think this sentence fits Ivan perfectly? << "...He doesn't love you, not the creepy way I do!" >>
a nice fan-art would come out of this :D