Since everyone else is doing it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Is it true God is to Adults what Santa Claus is to Children? Well, no matter.
Last week I helped i_hate_ovaltine stare into the sun. Her glasses melted on her face and she beat the shit out of me. (8 points). In March I didn't flush after I smoked way too much and threw up all over the bathroom (-1 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dao's murse (30 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been pretty fucking nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve to see a live 'Crispin Glover makes out with Johny Depp' Show!
Sincerely,
lava_lamp_sybil